Have you ever watched 2 dogs...you know...

...playing fetch? SO damn cute. I want a dog. a puppy, really. But i can't talk my wife into it. *sigh*

no but I have seen two alligators mating.

Snappy?

riv1 wrote:Snappy?

that was one of their names. yes.

No, but I kid you not, I saw a squirrel jack himself off for the full 15 minutes it took the Dentists to come into the room.
On the fence EYE LEVEL outside the window, while I was helpless in the chair. He had the biggest set you'd ever care to see on a squirrel, and proceeded to pleasure himself WITH HIS MOUTH for at least fiftten minutes. It was disguisting.

Yes, squirrels can self-felicitate. Now you know.

^I've had a friend's cat do something like this, except there wasn't anything to see. I was using his computer and the cat got up on the desk and started putting on a show. It would get testy with me whenever I tried to shoo it away and insisted on staying like that. It was unnerving to say the least.

Splitty wrote:
Yes, squirrels can self-felicitate. Now you know.

Felate.

I've seen two ducks fucking each other

My cousin's favorite story was when he and his friend happened upon two dogs going at it. The male was smaller than the female, and as they watched a car backfired down the street. The female got spooked and the male, being "fully engaged", was taken along for the ride on his hind legs.

Poor guy.

Ive seen three dogs going at it. I was 11 and at my grandma's house staring out the window and bam! Two dogs came from this empty just doing it on the sidewalk. Then another dog runs from down the street and just pops it in the other dog while he's going at it with other dog. The dog in the middle didn't seem to mind as they just humped down the street. All the while that was happening, I just thought to myself..... Only in the hood..

superdoug wrote:

Splitty wrote:
Yes, squirrels can self-felicitate. Now you know.

Felate.

I've heard of fish fellet, but that was ridiculous!

Splitty wrote:
Yes, squirrels can self-felicitate. Now you know.

I wonder if it tastes like nuts.

ZING!