Holy cow, you are kidding me.

So six or so years ago when I was working at Bigg's (A grocery store) the bakery ladies and I were talking about weird names. One lady said she went to school with a woman who ended up naming her daughter after her two favorite things. Marijuana, and Pepsi. Marijuana Pepsi.


I was just looking on fatpita.net, and this popped up...

God dammit, people...

Lewis Black has a bit about this. I'm to lazy to look it up right now.

It's a small internet after all.

I remember I asked my dad when I was 4 or 5 about what you were allowed to name kids. When he said I could name my children whatever I wanted, I replied with "You mean I could name my kid Lollipop?"
I'll never forget his reply: "Yes, you can. But you would be an asshole."

People.


I went to school with a girl named Champagne.

Were there no rational minded doctors? Sigh. Should've handed her back the birth certificate, smacked her, pointed in her face and said "change that shit or no baby!"

And the fact that she's black and was named Marijuana AND Pepsi. That poor woman. Heh.

Wild.

^ That is. Good for her. I'd have called her Mari.

Dude, if I named my kid after my favorite things he/she would be named Boobs Taco Pagsoli, for realz.

My firstborn: Disney Masturbating Shaw

My second: Sandwiches Muppet Shaw

1) Joshua Shaw May
2) Lactation-Porn Angry-Whopper May

Hannibal king wrote:Dude, if I named my kid after my favorite things he/she would be named Boobs Taco Pagsoli, for realz.

LOL!!!!

I have a nephiew named My Love....

riv1 wrote:

Hannibal king wrote:Dude, if I named my kid after my favorite things he/she would be named Boobs Taco Pagsoli, for realz.

LOL!!!!

I have a nephiew named My Love....

I have a friend and his first name is Love. But being guys we always just call him Lo for obvious reasons.

I smell a new thread brewing here..................

If I named my kids after my favorite things they'd be: Television Coca-Cola Duggan, Pizza Chocolate-Covered-Pretzels Duggan, and Comic Book Popcorn Duggan.

Andy's sisters are CRAP at picking names for kids.

Kyler Gray (18% more Kyle than your average Kyle)
and Johnathan "Jack" Daniel

Yeah... People need a serious bitch slap when it comes to naming their kids.

I was in the hospital with the youngest sister when she was picking Kyler, I told her, "this child has to live with this name, just because you like the name and it's 'different' doesn't make it good."

Also I'm still a little pissed that she used Gray, because now I can't use Grayson...... she KNEW I was going to use that name. *grumble* bitch.

^If I were you I'd still use Grayson.

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:Andy's sisters are CRAP at picking names for kids.

Kyler Gray (18% more Kyle than your average Kyle)
and Johnathan "Jack" Daniel

Yeah... People need a serious bitch slap when it comes to naming their kids.

I was in the hospital with the youngest sister when she was picking Kyler, I told her, "this child has to live with this name, just because you like the name and it's 'different' doesn't make it good."

Also I'm still a little pissed that she used Gray, because now I can't use Grayson...... she KNEW I was going to use that name. *grumble* bitch.

Still use it..fuck her!


I went to school with a girl named Love Friend...and she was sweet

I know someone who named their daughter Hennessy.

I have Jenn ok with the idea of naming our son Logan

When my wife and I started dating seriously we had the kids convo. Both of us are pretty content with not procreating, but in the event that we do, the formula is [Traditional Irish Name] [X-Men Character]

The guys get off alright, like Seamus Magneto Edmunds. The girls all end up sounding like strippers...

elijahdprophet wrote:When my wife and I started dating seriously we had the kids convo. Both of us are pretty content with not procreating, but in the event that we do, the formula is [Traditional Irish Name] [X-Men Character]

The guys get off alright, like Seamus Magneto Edmunds. The girls all end up sounding like strippers...

What if you use Banshee? Would that satisfy both aspects of the formula? Or would you have to use Sean?

Well unless you use their real names instead of their X-Men names...

Then you get things like Rhiannon Emma or Siobhan Marie.... instead of Storm or Rogue... BOUND to sound like a stripper.

elijahdprophet wrote:When my wife and I started dating seriously we had the kids convo. Both of us are pretty content with not procreating, but in the event that we do, the formula is [Traditional Irish Name] [X-Men Character]

The guys get off alright, like Seamus Magneto Edmunds. The girls all end up sounding like strippers...

Keaira is a pretty name, I always thought. Means "little dark one."

Interesting name.

Wow, my poor kid would be named NattyLight TacoBell Adkins.

And yeah, I tried like hell to convince my ex if we ever had a kid to name him Logan Kurt. I'm totally not an X junkie.

Yuppies ruined the name "Logan".

I can't wait for the birth of Frankenberry Blowjob Knize.