Got four minutes to kill?

At the channel I work for we have an exercise program that focuses on Pilates. Apparently there is a Pilates position called "The Seal". Well, for some ungodly reason the host of the show barks like a seal every time she does it. A year or so ago I cut a reel of every single bark from an entire season of episodes and, with my departure from the company close at hand, I have decided to share it with the world.

Disclaimer: this video is of a woman barking for nearly four minutes. You may lose brain cells just for watching it.

arr, arr, arr.

Arr, arr, durrrr....

That hurt after the first 30 seconds.

I've watched an entire season of that shit. Welcome to my hell.

Okay, at first, it being P.o.P. and all, I thought this was going to be a thread about killing in four minutes. :rolleyes:

And, now that I've read and watched, I was like, "Wha?" Followed by arousal, then annoyance, then pissed off, than aroused again, then back to annoyed and then I was glad it was over because now I can still hear her seal noise in my head.

I love it when I make a woman make that sound.

Those shows are only eber good to watch on mute.

I made it to 59 seconds...

That was cruel.

Make the hurtin go away...please...god...make it stop...arr arrr arr...

Well I thought it was hilarious.. and oddly arousing. :P

Lee wrote:Well I thought it was hilarious.. and oddly arousing. :P

I find that if you can make it through the first minute or two, the pain subsides and it starts to become funny. Especially as the intonation and meter of the barks changes.

One time I was QCing one of the episodes and I was checking part of the episode frame by frame. I forget what she was doing, but she was making an orgasmic face and when I went back and forth quickly between the two frames it looked like she was having sex. It was hilarious.

OMG, you sealed the deal with her, didn't you, Joshua?

Spidey_82 wrote:OMG, you sealed the deal with her, didn't you, Joshua?

What? No.

ha!

Just making sure.

What kind of a slut do you take me for?

Hmm... I'll have to think about that for awhile.

Could you imagine the noises?

.....wrong....just....wrong

Think about her poor spouse...

I'm trying not to

The first time they got to bed:

Host: "Arr arr arr..."
Spouse: "Eh... what was that?"
Host: " Don't stop... this is me being aroused."
Spouse: "O... okay?"
Host: "Arr arr arr! Arr arr arr!"
Spouse: "Stop... stop it. You're freaking me out!"
Host: "I'll do anal."
Spouse: "Sold!"
Host: "Arr arr arr!"

This board is corrupting me....

Me too.

Lee wrote:Could you imagine the noises?

Thanks to me you don't have to.

Think about her poor spouse...

She's not married. Shocking, huh?