How to Kill a Wolf

Alright, I should have posted this back in March because it's pretty useful information I hope no one would have to use...ever. But from the words of Bruce Willis in his interview with Men's Journal, here it is-

M's J: How does a man go about killing a wolf with his bare hands?

Bruce Willis: Alright, it may never come up, you may never need but when you're confronted with that wolf, this is how you do it. You've got to give it your arm and lean in to it. Stick your arm all the way down it's throat and know that he can't swallow it because you're doing the choking.

You reach in, grab a handful of something-guts in the back of it's throat or whatever you can hold and pull it out. Try to avoid those claws while you're doing this though.


Wolves are still badass though...what's the breed of that dog that resembles them.



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I think in that situation, I'd be thinking about WHY there is a wolf in front of me in the first place. lol

Babybear wrote:I think in that situation, I'd be thinking about WHY there is a wolf in front of me in the first place. lol

Hahaha! Hey, I'm thinking this strategy won't work on a papa or mama bear. You can say goodbye to your arm are surrender your honey. Why can't bears be like this-

Same train of thought goes for a dog. The teeth are dangerous, but they have gag reflexes just like us and you can use that against them.

I think you're thinking of Huskies maybe?

Gojiratoho wrote:Same train of thought goes for a dog. The teeth are dangerous, but they have gag reflexes just like us and you can use that against them.

I think you're thinking of Huskies maybe?

Hell, yeah! I love those f-cking dogs! One of my favorites next to Golden Retrievers.

Gojiratoho wrote:Same train of thought goes for a dog. The teeth are dangerous, but they have gag reflexes just like us and you can use that against them.

I think you're thinking of Huskies maybe?

SQUEEEEEE OH MA GAWD OH MAH GAWD ITS SO CUT--- *ahem* sorry about that. I have a soft spot for huskies....

Huskies Rock!!

The one on the right looks like "HOWDY YA'LL!"

As someone who has actually had to kill a dog with his bare hands, it's very hard.

The only reason I would ever kill a wolf is to assert my dominance among the pack and become the alpha male. I refuse to be ruled and controlled like that bitch Mowgli.

Joshua wrote:The only reason I would ever kill a wolf is to assert my dominance among the pack and become the alpha male. I refuse to be ruled and controlled like that bitch Mowgli.

HAHA

Bruce Willis, Werewolf Hunter.

awww...

i love wolves. bruce willis makes me sad.

The Ignored One wrote:As someone who has actually had to kill a dog with his bare hands, it's very hard.

I wish we had Wolves in England, oh and Bears, I want to have Bears

I thought you did? what's in the forests, then?

Merry men

Scary looking bunch...

These guys are much merrier

The merriest:

Are they merry, or just gay?

Robin Hood and Little John are merry. The jury is still out on Will Scarlett.