You've Got a Week Left to Live

It's armageddon, and the whole world only has a week left to live. What are you gonna do?

I've got some people to tell off.

who? and what would you say to them?

Oh my Bio dad and his family is getting an ear full about walking away from your kids and his family is gonna have some esplainin to do.

1. Make passionate love to my girlfriend...
2. ...tell her I love her...
3. ...and start ending certain people's weeks. Carefully, though. I don't want to spend my last 5 or 6 days in jail.

wow. i feel like we have something in common. kind of. i never knew my bio dad, but im working on finding him.

Yeah mine told my "Dad" one day close to Christmas that "They're your problem now"

Yeah forget that.

das no cool.

So yeah... telling people off. I might take some people out too, but that remians to be seen.

This will come as no surprise to anyone, but I'm gettin massively drunk, and I'm sleeping with everyone. yes. EVERYONE. (Failing that, I'm getting really drunk and leading a police chase through a strip mall. blues bros. style)

First, I burn all my pants.

What happens next really dosent matter.

^ Love that Blue Bros. choice. And yes, I'm going to to just think that sex will be stomping the brains for most. Spontaneous sex and sex parties for all!
"It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fiiiiine."

Do lots of drugs.

lots of alcohol and hookers.

TENIME_art wrote:1. Make passionate love to my girlfriend...
2. ...tell her I love her...
3. ...and start ending certain people's weeks. Carefully, though. I don't want to spend my last 5 or 6 days in jail.

I too will do his girl friend, tell her i love her XD

smoke a lot of weed - like get fucking STONED buzzed, blazed - maybe do some E while im at it

fuck any thing that walks

steal a helicopter, rocket launchers, granades and vaseline


find me an elephant and ride that into a city and stomnp the yards


find me some gasoline, and a flamethrower - and burn some shit - like bums and hippies, and those annoying unicef volunteers asking me if i have a minute - in a busy city! hahaha yeah right - u go die fuckin tree hugger


by this time i will need more E, crack and weed - get my buzz back


find some people i hated in highschool or college or even now - within elephant, or helicopter distance - and make them eat some shit be it mine or from an animal.




imma find me a thai hooker - probably a she boy, midget - whatever - doesnt matter at this point! there is no turning back!


im gonna end my week at a beach and jerking off to my final sunset









^the above is a very exagerated scenario - and hopefully offended ugly people - that is the original intent and nothing more
















**also - any animal hurt because of what i did above is in the direct result of this post being created

















***** i take no legal responsibilites to whatever or whotever i may: set on fire, shit on, or mutilated in the anus.... well maybe except for teh midget thai she boy




















************if u think i am fuck up - lol lets just see what i really do when the world will end in a week .............i know what you all smell like in the morning @___@






















***i keed - relax! the world is not ending yet! so live life to the fullest! and watch out for pedowolf!

This badass was from Colorado too.

Um, PoP party?

Airwolf wrote:

TENIME_art wrote:1. Make passionate love to my girlfriend...
2. ...tell her I love her...
3. ...and start ending certain people's weeks. Carefully, though. I don't want to spend my last 5 or 6 days in jail.

I too will do his girl friend, tell her i love her XD

smoke a lot of weed - like get fucking STONED buzzed, blazed - maybe do some E while im at it

fuck any thing that walks

steal a helicopter, rocket launchers, granades and vaseline


find me an elephant and ride that into a city and stomnp the yards


find me some gasoline, and a flamethrower - and burn some shit - like bums and hippies, and those annoying unicef volunteers asking me if i have a minute - in a busy city! hahaha yeah right - u go die fuckin tree hugger


by this time i will need more E, crack and weed - get my buzz back


find some people i hated in highschool or college or even now - within elephant, or helicopter distance - and make them eat some shit be it mine or from an animal.




imma find me a thai hooker - probably a she boy, midget - whatever - doesnt matter at this point! there is no turning back!


im gonna end my week at a beach and jerking off to my final sunset









^the above is a very exagerated scenario - and hopefully offended ugly people - that is the original intent and nothing more
















**also - any animal hurt because of what i did above is in the direct result of this post being created

















***** i take no legal responsibilites to whatever or whotever i may: set on fire, shit on, or mutilated in the anus.... well maybe except for teh midget thai she boy




















************if u think i am fuck up - lol lets just see what i really do when the world will end in a week .............i know what you all smell like in the morning @___@






















***i keed - relax! the world is not ending yet! so live life to the fullest! and watch out for pedowolf!

Post of the year

Hang out with the family, i guess.

4. Sleep with Goatt.

Airwolf wrote:I too will do his girl friend, tell her i love her XD

5. Sleep with Ariel.

I will hop a plane to London and sexually assualt talk to Simon Pegg........




Then I will do Tenime's girlfriend....

I'll bang pretty much everything.

I'm with Ska, PoP party! All that "Imma get mah REVENGE" crap makes no sense to me. Why waste time on people I don't even want alive? Fuck 'em, I'll be getting laid and being loved. Duh.

PoP Party and lovins. That's a goddamn good week.

...plus booze. But that's pretty much synonymous with PoP party, yeah?

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:I'm with Ska, PoP party! All that "Imma get mah REVENGE" crap makes no sense to me. Why waste time on people I don't even want alive? Fuck 'em, I'll be getting laid and being loved. Duh.

PoP Party and lovins. That's a goddamn good week.

...plus booze. But that's pretty much synonymous with PoP party, yeah?

that is the definite way to go.

Spaced4SimonPegg wrote:I will hop a plane to London and sexually assualt talk to Simon Pegg........

I'll hop on the plane with you and do the same with David Tennant.