Well slap my ass and call me susan!

riv1 · 1 Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:16 pm

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*bends over*

BlueMaxx · 2 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:53 pm

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*Rears up hand to smack, but then smile fades and hand goes to side*
Why do you want to be called Susan? :huh

Ric Magnum · 3 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:05 am

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Shirley you can't be serious. Laughing

riv1 · 4 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:42 am

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I am serious, and, don't call me Shirley.

Topcat · 5 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:55 am

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:huh

Even *I* can't understand this one.

FroZen · 6 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:14 am

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*smack smack* You like that Susan? Yeah..you like it...you naughty bitch...take it *smack smack*

Foxy · 7 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:16 pm

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Should I get my vinyl?

Wink

Silent K · 8 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:30 pm

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Foxy wrote:Should I get my vinyl?

Yes please.

Debaser77 · 9 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:31 pm

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What did the five fingers say to Susan's ass?

Splitty · 10 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:31 pm

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I don't care what you call me, as long as you slap my ass.

Silent K · 11 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:33 pm

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Splitty wrote:I don't care what you call me, as long as you slap my ass.

PICK ME, PICK ME!

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Esbat · 12 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:06 pm

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Splitty wrote:I don't care what you call me, as long as you slap my ass.

♫Take my breath away...♪

riv1 · 13 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:02 am

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Nobody puts baby in the corner!

Debaser77 · 14 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:45 am

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Charlie don't surf!

Sorry, I thought this had turned into a movie quote thread...

shining knight · 15 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:02 pm

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Frankenstein! Frankenstein the legend, Frankenstein the indestructible! Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death... Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99! With half a face and half a chest, and all the guts in the world, he's back!

Topcat · 16 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:37 pm

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Debaser77 wrote:What did the five fingers say to Susan's ass?

"Still room for five more!"

"Is this a cookie in here?"

"So THIS is where you put the garden gnome!"

"You read the instructions on your tampons wrong."

"Mom lets me."

"You're tighter than Dad."

"Breathe deep; I'll get it to the elbow."

Debaser77 · 17 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:40 am

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Topcat wrote:
Debaser77 wrote:What did the five fingers say to Susan's ass?

"Still room for five more!"

"Is this a cookie in here?"

"So THIS is where you put the garden gnome!"

"You read the instructions on your tampons wrong."

"Mom lets me."

"You're tighter than Dad."

"Breathe deep; I'll get it to the elbow."

You're killin' me, Smalls.

Gandicles · 18 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:52 am

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Debaser77 wrote:What did the five fingers say to Susan's ass?

*splurch*

riv1 · 19 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:49 am

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Splurch? Is that Ukranian????

Topcat · 20 Re: Well slap my ass and call me susan! on Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:05 am

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Debaser77 wrote:
Topcat wrote:
Debaser77 wrote:What did the five fingers say to Susan's ass?

"Still room for five more!"

"Is this a cookie in here?"

"So THIS is where you put the garden gnome!"

"You read the instructions on your tampons wrong."

"Mom lets me."

"You're tighter than Dad."

"Breathe deep; I'll get it to the elbow."

You're killin' me, Smalls.

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