An age old question

If you had a time machine and could visit a time when you were masturbating and you helped out, is it still masturbating or are you now gay?

Even more probing, if you could go back in time and get a handjob/blowjob/fingering/what have you, would you?

Let the scintillating conversation begin.

Well, if I knew that Jimmy Womack would capitulate to my seduction technique, I might go back in time and try, rather than be a chicken and not take advantage of a moment. :P

Just to be clear, you're asking that if I could go back in time and blow myself would I....ummmm.....nope.

FroZen wrote:Just to be clear, you're asking that if I could go back in time and blow myself would I....ummmm.....nope.

You could go back in time and be blown by past-you. Does that sweeten the deal any?

And this is an age-old question, aye?

Yes. The age is 13.

I'm going to go with NO and add a EEWW!!

I love this question!

I usually phrase it as "Hey, if Michael J. Fox had screwed himself in Back to the Future, would that be gay sex or masturbation?"

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:Just to be clear, you're asking that if I could go back in time and blow myself would I....ummmm.....nope.

You could go back in time and be blown by past-you. Does that sweeten the deal any?

Not really...because that would mean I would end up with a memory of sucking dick any way you look at it and that's just a memory I don't want.

No thank you, sirrah!

Fags.

FroZen wrote:

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:Just to be clear, you're asking that if I could go back in time and blow myself would I....ummmm.....nope.

You could go back in time and be blown by past-you. Does that sweeten the deal any?

Not really...because that would mean I would end up with a memory of sucking dick any way you look at it and that's just a memory I don't want.

Dude, who knows what you want in a blowjob better than YOU!?

krpykrwly wrote:
Dude, who knows what you want you in a blowjob better than YOU!?

EXACTLY.

Astro13Zombie wrote:

After that brilliant post, I'd fuck you too.

krpykrwly wrote:
Dude, who knows what you want in a blowjob better than YOU!?

Lee.

Mnemosis wrote:

krpykrwly wrote:
Dude, who knows what you want in a blowjob better than YOU!?

Lee.

Mnemosis wrote:

krpykrwly wrote:
Dude, who knows what you want in a blowjob better than YOU!?

Lee.

Among people who DON'T have prior experience?

Aw, gawdammit!

A-thankya! Thankyaverymuch!

If I could go back in time and blow me...?

Well, in retrospect, "I would've made a sexy dude" wasn't a prime choice for my yearbook quote.

Topcat wrote:If I could go back in time and blow me...?

Well, in retrospect, "I would've made a sexy dude" wasn't a prime choice for my yearbook quote.

Obviously we modify it for the ladies to "eat yourself out". Or use a strap-on.

Joshua wrote:

Topcat wrote:If I could go back in time and blow me...?

Well, in retrospect, "I would've made a sexy dude" wasn't a prime choice for my yearbook quote.

Obviously we modify it for the ladies to "eat yourself out". Or use a strap-on.

Hell, do I get to watch?