I hate hipsters

And so does this website!
http://www.latfh.com

Awesomeness.

Also, The Hipster Olympics:

Every time a new page load and the header comes up, I laugh.

And that video from July 8th, might be the worst thing ever, and I've seen pics of the Tree Man.

Lee wrote:Every time a new page load and the header comes up, I laugh.

And that video from July 8th, might be the worst thing ever, and I've seen pics of the Tree Man.

I haven't watched it yet, but now I'm scared to. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Tree Man either.

Look at this fucking love connection I love that line.

I Space Thug.

Joshua wrote:
I haven't watched it yet, but now I'm scared to. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Tree Man either.

100% not PhotoShopped.

Lee wrote:

Joshua wrote:
I haven't watched it yet, but now I'm scared to. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Tree Man either.

100% not PhotoShopped.

I guess I'm weird, because I think that's kind of awesome. He's like a real-life Swamp Thing! Granted, I'd kill myself if I looked like that, but that guy looks like a goddamned super-hero (or possibly villain).

On a scale of 1 to 10 of crzy-ass internet pictures, I'd put that at maybe a 4.

I pegged him as Doomsday, personally.

Lee wrote:


100% not PhotoShopped.

I don't get you, Nature.

I want to cut into his "hands" and see what kind of crazy shit is going on there.

The more I look at that picture the more intrigued I become. How did he get his clothes on?

Shit, it looks like it could still happen to all of us:

The condition usually has an onset of between the ages of 1–20,[5] but can occasionally present in middle-age.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_Man#Notable_cases

If this happens to me I want you guys to cut me down like a tree and yell "TIMBER" as I fall to the ground.

Dude, that site was hilarious. Have you ever looked at the Urban Dictionary? It's the wiki of dictionaries, which you guys probably knew, but have you looked up hipster? The first one is epic, let alone the other 130 some.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster

I confess, I drink PBR ironically.

Silent K wrote:I confess, I drink PBR ironically.

Hipster asshole

Lee wrote:

Silent K wrote:I confess, I drink PBR ironically.

Hipster asshole

I'm way too fat to be a hipster!

Silent K wrote:

Lee wrote:

Silent K wrote:I confess, I drink PBR ironically.

Hipster asshole

I'm way too fat to be a hipster!

It's true. No way Knize is getting into tight jeans.

Pants? You don't need no stinkin' pants. Check this guy out.

Oh...dear...lord.

MEGA BABY!

BBEEEEAAAAAANNNNNSS!!!

Joshua wrote:Oh...dear...lord.

Maybe... Our Christ has come back as a pretentious fat version of himself?

Silent K wrote:MEGA BABY!

Totally! The caption under the pic on the site Josh put was pretty funny. By the by, he's got you beat in the big and tall department, if you get whats I's be sezzin'. I mean, he's clenching his moobs, his short shorts seem infused to his pelvis, he obviously is either too big and/or stupid to tie his shoes, and I'm pretty sure he's on acid. Fascinating.

FroZen wrote:BBEEEEAAAAAANNNNNSS!!!

Ha! Yes!

I wanna keep Beans in my basement as a pet. I'd give him Babyruth candy bars and lock little fat kids in to keep him company...hmmm...why does that sound so familiar...

BlueMaxx wrote:

Joshua wrote:Oh...dear...lord.

Maybe... Our Christ has come back as a pretentious fat version of himself?

Zach Galifinakis has already taken the moniker of Fat Jesus.

^ Then he could be the ironical Zach Galifianakis.

Revisiting.

“This is my mom. She’s the best. I’m so lucky to be her… son?”

I totally forgot I made this thread. In the spirit of hipster douchebaggery, here is my sort-of-webcomics Tales of a Hipster:

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