I hate hipsters

Hmmmm....one short a Jagger haircut.

When they came for the hipsters, I said nothing: http://mesquiteblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/11/mesquite-students-skinny-pants.html

reports that Seth Chamlee, a seventh-grader at Kimbrough Middle School, was sent home this week because he was wearing the trendy, tight jeans known as known as skinny pants.

School: 1, Hipsters: 0

Would Aviator sunglasses be considered hipster?

No. Just like a scarf isn't automatically hipster. However, were you to combine those with tight pants and an ironic t-shirt you would have a hipster on your hands.

Joshua wrote:When they came for the hipsters, I said nothing: http://mesquiteblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/11/mesquite-students-skinny-pants.html

reports that Seth Chamlee, a seventh-grader at Kimbrough Middle School, was sent home this week because he was wearing the trendy, tight jeans known as known as skinny pants.

School: 1, Hipsters: 0

This was my favorite part:

A school district spokeswoman is quoted as saying Kimbrough's administration thought Seth's pants were a distraction, especially when he was sitting.

Really? In 7th grade? Two questions: 1) Honestly, how distracting can a 12 year old's junk be? HONESTLY. Granted, the good Lord gives a more ample gift to some, but generally not that early on...and 2) Why was the teacher looking, anyway? I think that someone needs to ask Mrs. McGillicutty why she's ogling young boys.

Good on the school, though, for weeding out douchebags hipsters at an early age!

Maybe it meant that his ass crack was hanging out.

Rule 87 of the Mesquite ISD dress code: NO MUFFIN TOPS.

Let's see.

I wear a trucker hat- but I'm a dirtball so it's ok
I drink pabst- Because it's cheap and awesome
I wear hoodies and chucks
I have a star tattoo- I've been thinking about covering this up with a lantern ring tattoo
a wear a cabbie hat from time to time

and I have a couple pairs of chunky black frame glasses.

And! I typed this on a Mac.

Yeah...but yer PoJo. That's a recipe for BBQed Awesome.

Were they glittery like his pair?


I love how the writer, Bruce Tomaso, put, "...because he was wearing the trendy, tight jeans known as skinny pants," as if he is a hipster and in the know of their awesome. Those skinny pants are real full-deck, you know?

You take any train, anywhere...and I think the idea we have to at least conquer is agriculture in the 30's .

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