Oldest Man Dies at 113.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_obit_oldest_man

My favorite response of his: "Allingham, who was the world's oldest man when he died Saturday at 113, attributed his remarkable longevity to "cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women.""

Awesome!

The things he's seen, experienced...wonder what it was like to see the world change so drastically as it did in the 20th century. He was the last survivor of the original Royal Air Force. This guy fought the Battle of Jutland, took some wounds, and survived. Talk about a hardcore guy, and lucky to survive that one.

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^ Should now. Thanks for catchin' that before I couldn't edit.

That's awesome, he definately earned his celebrity. To have seen the 20th century come and go...too frikkin cool...

riv1 wrote:That's awesome, he definately earned his celebrity. To have seen the 20th century come and go...too frikkin cool...

Exactly. Bet he died with a smile.

Yeah, Danny glover didn't nothing on THIS guy!

113 years...sheesh....I can't imagine nor would I want too.

You'll get there one day, man!

^ are you kidding me...I'll never live to be 113...I'll be lucky to see 50. (but then again...I said that about living to be 27...better up it to 3 packs of smokes a day just to make sure)

Damn right! Gonna smoke one right now myself!

Ditto!

We are so gonna live forever!

riv1 wrote:We are so gonna live forever!

In the hearts of millions!!

Or in a couple of weeks I'll be found dead in some back alley, reaking of urine and whiskey with a dead cat tied to my right ankle...either way...eh.

I was with you until the dead cat. *shiver*

riv1 wrote:I was with you until the dead cat. *shiver*

...yeah...IDK...it just sorta popped into my head.

[For the above] "Wow."

BlueMaxx wrote:[For the above] "Wow."

Pfft...don't throw stones when you live in a glass house bro.

I'd live in a glass house but, no neighbor'd wanna see me walking around naked.

riv1 wrote:I'd live in a glass house but, no neighbor'd wanna see me walking around naked.

HA! Reminds me...one night I got up to get a drink of water. And I'm walking by the windows in the dining room and I just happen to look out the window at my neighbors house. There, walking into her kitchen is my neighbor naked as the day she was born. The lights in her kitchen were on and her curtains wide open. At my house the lights were off (cause it's like 1:00 a.m.) and the curtains were shut all but about a 3 inch gap. So there's no way she saw me...fapping (I keed...I keed...she's not a very attractive woman and her bush was fucking HUGE. We're talking 70's porn huge!! That image has been burned into my brain for eternity. Anyways...just thought I'd share.

Huge Bush equals bad.

BlueMaxx wrote:Huge Bush equals bad.

In my book it does. That shit better be slick as a baby's butt...and look like one toooooo.

^ And by that I mean no roast beef lips or teeth.

FroZen wrote:

BlueMaxx wrote:Huge Bush equals bad.

In my book it does. That shit better be slick as a baby's butt...and look like one toooooo.

I prefer not bald. Looks like a little girl's...ya. But I'm telling this to a guy who wants to look like a baby's butt. *shudder* Haha.

FroZen wrote:^ And by that I mean no roast beef lips or teeth.

I hope it doesn't have teeth.

I knew I'd catch some flack for that as soon as I typed it.