Peter Facinelli, Twilight Star, is to Be at My Mall this Month

Why do I bring this up? My 13 year old niece stood in line for 10 hrs and wrote a 750 word essay of what Twilight meant to her. She won this thing for the Twilight event, and now she gets to meet this douche dude later this month.

Although I abhor Twilight's destruction of vampyric lore, I'm happy for her. She absolutely loves these books, and the film. I imagine when the guy speaks to her that she'll explode like a preteen nutcase. *sigh* Oh, and you guessed it, she has braces. Dontcha love cliches.

Despite Twilight he will always be Mike Dexter from Can't Hardly Wait.

Here's what you're gonna do:

Grab some bananas and some onions. Mash those fuckers up into a nice goop/pulp. Put said substance into a water balloon. Lob said Balloon at the glittery vampire douche.

Run like hell.

He was on Twilight? Dammit.

The only reason I care for this guy is because he's playing Coop on 'Nurse Jackie'.

I would go into some long rant about douchebags and the obsessive fans they attract but it's BlueMaxx's neice so...I'll be nice. Good for her.

I gotta cut these Twilight fans some slack. At least they're reading. no worse than when the Boy Bands were all the rage.

as for the actor, Hell, he's just cashing a paycheck, no need to kill him. Yet.

Astro13Zombie wrote:

Oh my...wow. I expected awkward, but the language barrier definitely...just wow. I felt for Radcliff (spelling.)

Also, was it me, or was the beginning with Radcliff peaking around the corner super creepy?

FroZen wrote:I would go into some long rant about douchebags and the obsessive fans they attract but it's BlueMaxx's neice so...I'll be nice. Good for her.

Thanks, man. But you don't have to put the weirdness into words. I know, I know...Heh.

Yeah...that peakin' around corner shit was creepy as hell.

Gandicles wrote:Here's what you're gonna do:
Grab some bananas and some onions. Mash those fuckers up into a nice goop/pulp. Put said substance into a water balloon. Lob said Balloon at the glittery vampire douche.
Run like hell.

Hmm...after my nieces moment. Then banana-onion, splat time.

riv1 wrote:
as for the actor, Hell, he's just cashing a paycheck, no need to kill him. Yet.