Lee's Super Stalkers

My name is Erik

I work with Lee.

In this thread i will update all of Lees super fans with what he had for lunch that day, how many times he chuckled, how strong his musk is, what shitty t-shirt from target hes wearing among other things.

In this thread we can all discuss the things wed change into and stick up his butt if we had wonder twin powers.

Oh. This is gonna be fucking super.

Can we pick what shirt from target he gets to wear?

Denim wrote:Can we pick what shirt from target he gets to wear?

Do you know what the fucking definition of stalker is? Stalker, not mother, were not dressing him were silently masturbating in the bushes as he showers.

I would change into a colonoscopy camera, to make sure he has good rectum health!

ROFLMAO!

Silent K wrote:I would change into a colonoscopy camera, to make sure he has good rectum health!

Thanks for thinking of me, K-Nice.

I just don't understand why Erik would refer to himself as Lee's Number 2.



Poop. LOL.

Lee has a secret script hes writing on a flash drive called "The Avengwhores" about a assembled group of whores who suck and fuck evil villians to save the world.

Its an erotic re imagining of The chronicles of Narnia.

One time i walked into Lees office where he recently farted, i did not leave...instead i basked in the glow and let my body run off of him. Whilst doing so the Spice Girls song..."When two become one" played in my head.

Lee confided in me that him and his wife had a brief separation due to the fact that she would not dress like Bucky, and refused to let him give her a "Red Skull"

Lee'snumber2 wrote:

Denim wrote:Can we pick what shirt from target he gets to wear?

Do you know what the fucking definition of stalker is? Stalker, not mother, were not dressing him were silently masturbating in the bushes as he showers.

My bromance with Lee is over. Long live Erik.

krpykrwly wrote:I just don't understand why Erik would refer to himself as Lee's Number 2.



Poop. LOL.

I too thought this. My initial reaction was "One of Lee's turds signed up for PoP!" and then I thought "Oh, no, wait, this must be Erik"

Lee'snumber2 wrote:Lee has a secret script hes writing on a flash drive called "The Avengwhores" about a assembled group of whores who suck and fuck evil villians to save the world.

Its an erotic re imagining of The chronicles of Narnia.

Swerve FTW!

Lee'snumber2 wrote:Lee confided in me that him and his wife had a brief separation due to the fact that she would not dress like Bucky, and refused to let him give her a "Red Skull"

OMFG marry me!

Jesus H Christ. I wonder just how long this will go on.

One time at work Lee actually said "You know sometimes i watch Renegade with Lorenzo Lamas and pretend im the motorcycle"

Lee wrote:Jesus H Christ. I wonder just how long this will go on.

Forever, I hope.

When asked "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Lees response was... "I would sell my soul for one"

However weeks prior he sold his soul to meet his life long crush, David Boreanaz

Lee has a secret script hes writing on a flash drive called "The Avengwhores" about a assembled group of whores who suck and fuck evil villians to save the world.

Its an erotic re imagining of The chronicles of Narnia.

the fuck is lee hacking into my computer someho....err ignore I said that

Im not gonna blow my wad too soon, ill be back tomm. to share more.

Back to work, MINION!

Lee'snumber2 wrote:Im not gonna blow my wad too soon, ill be back tomm. to share more.

I see that you and Lee are nothing alike.

Erik rulez.

But that username doesn't do you any justice.

This thread fills me with warmth.

yeah soemthing cooler would be mr x or deepthroat