Zombie Survivalist Pro-Tips

Share your shareable Zed strategies here!

My mode of transport would be a human sized Hamster Ball, not only would I be untouchable I could crowd surf the undead.

Once you hear about the outbreak, fill up your bathtub with water. You don't know how long you'll have running water, so you'll want a supply of drinking water.

You don't have to reload a machete.
Crossbows don't require much skill.

...but we already had this thread.

https://panelsonpages2009.forumotion.com/the-abyss-f2/the-zombie-apocalypse-weapon-and-background-music-of-choice-t389.htm

Rope, you can never go anywhere without a good set of rope.

^ Fuck that! Grappling hook!

BlueMaxx wrote:^ Fuck that! Grappling hook!

Blue: Look at my sweet metal hook! It totally rocks, it can hook things and shit.

'Bat: Dude but I got a rope.

Blue: Fuck your rope I can stab zombie long distance with this baby.

'Bat: But there is a loop on the bottom of your grappling hook if we combine my rope with your-

Blue: Screw your pissy ass rope, muthafucka be hurlin' this at Zombitches all NIGHT!

^ Ha!

Oh, we need this ladder.

run

Stay far away from loved ones(If one of them turnes...would you be able to shoot them in the head?)

1) kill every zombie with any weapon on sight, and if someone looks infected with zombie virus, don't hold back to kill them to make fewer zombies.

2) Zombies need flesh so if they don't have any in a while they'll probobly die of starvation.

Spider_Fan14 wrote:
2) Zombies need flesh so if they don't have any in a while they'll probobly die of starvation.

:huh

Go somewhere very very far out.

Spider_Fan14 wrote:1) kill every zombie with any weapon on sight, and if someone looks infected with zombie virus, don't hold back to kill them to make fewer zombies.

2) Zombies need flesh so if they don't have any in a while they'll probobly die of starvation.

I'm with Josh. 'Specially that last one. Before they turn is murder. They're still a person. Number two doesn't make sense since they're already undead. Unless, of course, we're talking about "Rage"-Zombies from 28DL. But even then, they took months, ya?

I would kidnap people I dont like and toss them at the zombies as distraction so that I can get away. Heck, I may even kidnap people I like for the same reason.

[quote="BlueMaxx"]

Spider_Fan14 wrote:1) kill every zombie Unless, of course, we're talking about "Rage"-Zombies from 28DL. But even then, they took months, ya?

I think it was more like weeks but I could be wrong.

BlueMaxx wrote:

Spider_Fan14 wrote:
2) Zombies need flesh so if they don't have any in a while they'll probobly die of starvation.

I'm with Josh. 'Specially that last one. Before they turn is murder. They're still a person. Number two doesn't make sense since they're already undead. Unless, of course, we're talking about "Rage"-Zombies from 28DL. But even then, they took months, ya?

that's where i got the idea, i thought it was a common thing, sorry. Also it's more of a mercy killing if they rather die then be a zombie and eat their loved ones.

^ They do decompose. We may be going by Romero/Brooks rules with that, though. That could take years with the exception of environment and circumstances.