Rejected Super Heroes

C'mon. Doesn't anyone else here watch "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
Nobody can swing being an uncool superhero like Colin Mockery...

Dr. Four Balls (Fighting Crime While Walking Gently)
Iron Dong (He teases the bad guys into kicking him in the family jewels until
the cops arrive.)
Captain Crunch (Special Attack: He Cuts the Roof of Yer Mouth)
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Supervillians?

The Adventures of Medieval Proctologist
The Botch, Commander of Critical Fumbles!
Lord Stumpy the Terrible (Never ask why he's called that!)
The Bukkake Avenger
The Molter

Lemon Party Lad

Beer Pong Man

The Alzheimer

Dung Digger

Captain Comatose (As soon as he wakes up he'll save somebody)

The Perineum Avenger.

Silent K wrote:The Perineum Avenger.

The villain there would be The Evil Episiotomy

The Taco Bell Chihuahua: What happened to him? Why can he talk? Who knows or cares, he will fight for justice and freedom all day if it means a Chalupa.


Faster than a speeding horse-and-buggy...
More powerful than a butter-churner...
Able to leap newly-erected barns in a single bound...
Look! Milking a cow! It's a quilter! It's a mennonite! It's... the Amish Avenger!


Deranged Fast Food Employee: He adds the secret ingredient
to the secret sauce. Semen. That dont scare you? Its animal semen. (Thank you Harold and Kumar.)

The Origaminator (folds the bad guys into little flowers, boxes and birds...)


The Gator-Aider (rehydrating & replenishing the depleted electrolytes of citizens everywhere...except for sex slaves.)

The Hippie Commie Voodoo Zombie - a marxist, vegan, pot smoking undead is fairly useless and extra smelly

Esbat wrote:The Hippie Commie Voodoo Zombie - a marxist, vegan, pot smoking undead is fairly useless and extra smelly

^ That was awesome!

The Vacant Vagrant - a psychic hobo who can astral project only when inebriated

Esbat wrote:The Vacant Vagrant - a psychic hobo who can astral project only when inebriated

I like you!

The Shoe Gummer (He may not stop the crime...but your shoes will be sticky)

Pothead Prowler ( "Here I come to save the...save the...what...did you say something...oh man...I'm so stoned)

LSDman (OH shit!! Your face is melting man....it's meeeelllting!!)

Topcat wrote:

Esbat wrote:The Vacant Vagrant - a psychic hobo who can astral project only when inebriated

I like you!

Thank you, I do what I can. And you're not so bad yourself.

Das boot

(Former german u boat commander who fights heroes by throwing shoes at them)

The sizzle

(His superpower is tanning faster than normal)

the hemorrhroid

(self explanatory)

shining knight wrote:Das boot

(Former german u boat commander who fights heroes by throwing shoes at them)

I remember that guy.

shining knight wrote:

the hemorrhroid

(self explanatory)

... I don't think that is self explanatory... please clarify.

<< eating popcorn >>

Do you really want to know?

really?

really?

<< sips pepsi thru a straw >>

well he cloearly has the power not to be able to sit down oh and he also has the power to turn into a character from heroes

Ah, but which character?

Hairy Houdini - performing feats of astounding prestidigitation and clogging drains everywhere!

Gooch Boy

Captain Naughty Bitz

Not-Quite-Sexy Woman

The Barfly Charmer

The Amazing Quaker ("Let's be friends!")

The League of Extra-Ordinary Gentlefolk: they aren't just ordinary, they're extra ordinary!

The Misery Men: A bunch of goth punks who win their fights through smoking and depression

The Boggler: He plays Boggle

Stupor Man (He is in a coma; no person in their right mind would fight him.)

Just-After-the-Nick-of-Time Kid