The Official @#%#&! Thread

Justin wrote:

Mother fucking time vampire FTW!

shining knight wrote:I think this thread has fucking peaked

We've only had one real swear filled rant.

Janson wrote:

shining knight wrote:I think this thread has fucking peaked

We've only had one real swear filled rant.

Make that two, I posted this a couple of weeks ago on another site and its a topic that STILL fuckin irks me:

"First, to summarize how I ended up with the crappiest car I have ever driven... Our Subaru got rear-ended two weeks ago (I love my Suby by the way), so Its getting repaired. In the meantime the other driver's insurance paid for a rental. Enterprise gives me a Dodge Caliber (ooh boy). It may look neat, it may have some cool features, but its just a polished turd.

The first bad omen came when I had to push the gas pedal almost all the way down to get it to budge from the parking space. This damn thing has the crappiest acceleration ever. The CVT (yeah they gave me an auto) is shit, I thought for sure the tranny was gonna drop a few times. I was convinced that this thing would just die on the I-95 and the DC Capital Beltway. It struggles to even reach 70, the design is awkward and any car where you can hear the wind whistle through the frame should be BANNED!

Well to make it extra craptacular, tonight my wife takes our daughter to a gymnastics class. Time to come home and the fucker won't start. The Anti theft system went haywire (apparently a common problem with newer Dodges) and it has to be taken in to be totally reset.

And the cock juggling thundercunts that run this company are saying that we should 'buy American' buy their shitty products. Well mr Thundercunt that runs Dodge, BUILD something WORTH fuckin driving, then maybe... MAYBE I will consider it, and if you want us to buy American, BUILD IT IN AMERICA! Yeah your lardass makes money sitting in a ergonomic leather studded massaging chair in the US while half your production ability is en la fucking Mexico or in Canada. And on this point I may not have paid a fat american CEO but the Suby I bought was build in Indiana. Theres some food for fucking thought Mr. Thundercunt that runs Dodge.

Every decision maker and 'engineer' (and I use that term losely) deserves to be beaten in front of their children, stripped naked and thrown down a razorblade fence into a pool of cat piss and lime juice."

FUCK!



He-Man stole
< Batman's c---guzzling target-wench!

That two-timing superhero WHORE!

"Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?"

JRob wrote:

Janson wrote:

shining knight wrote:I think this thread has fucking peaked

We've only had one real swear filled rant.

Make that two, I posted this a couple of weeks ago on another site and its a topic that STILL fuckin irks me:

"First, to summarize how I ended up with the crappiest car I have ever driven... Our Subaru got rear-ended two weeks ago (I love my Suby by the way), so Its getting repaired. In the meantime the other driver's insurance paid for a rental. Enterprise gives me a Dodge Caliber (ooh boy). It may look neat, it may have some cool features, but its just a polished turd.

The first bad omen came when I had to push the gas pedal almost all the way down to get it to budge from the parking space. This damn thing has the crappiest acceleration ever. The CVT (yeah they gave me an auto) is shit, I thought for sure the tranny was gonna drop a few times. I was convinced that this thing would just die on the I-95 and the DC Capital Beltway. It struggles to even reach 70, the design is awkward and any car where you can hear the wind whistle through the frame should be BANNED!

Well to make it extra craptacular, tonight my wife takes our daughter to a gymnastics class. Time to come home and the fucker won't start. The Anti theft system went haywire (apparently a common problem with newer Dodges) and it has to be taken in to be totally reset.

And the cock juggling thundercunts that run this company are saying that we should 'buy American' buy their shitty products. Well mr Thundercunt that runs Dodge, BUILD something WORTH fuckin driving, then maybe... MAYBE I will consider it, and if you want us to buy American, BUILD IT IN AMERICA! Yeah your lardass makes money sitting in a ergonomic leather studded massaging chair in the US while half your production ability is en la fucking Mexico or in Canada. And on this point I may not have paid a fat american CEO but the Suby I bought was build in Indiana. Theres some food for fucking thought Mr. Thundercunt that runs Dodge.

Every decision maker and 'engineer' (and I use that term losely) deserves to be beaten in front of their children, stripped naked and thrown down a razorblade fence into a pool of cat piss and lime juice."

Hey, judging American cars based on the Caliber is like me judging the vampire genre based on Twilight.

But then again, this is Dodge we're talking about. They've made like, only three vehicles in the last decade that I would actually consider buying, and 2 out of three have names containing "SRT"

I've always wondered where the saying "Fuckin' A" came from.

I'm reviving this fucking thread.

Topcat wrote:I'm reviving this fucking thread.

Right the fuck on!

Dig yer sig.

"YOU ARE BEING FUCKING MONITORED!"

Debaser77 wrote:I've always wondered where the saying "Fuckin' A" came from.

I've often wondered that myself.

Fuckity Fuckity Fuckity fuck fuck comma fuck.

Da fug?!?

CUNNTHOLE STEVE!

Da fug?!?

again

Vent:


Look here, you miserable, disgusting em-effer. If you call me a douche one more time in a public venue, I'm not going to put up with it. I will end up getting banned, because I will break the fucking filter on the goddamned WUMB. It's not my fault you're a miserable douchebag who can only get off with a jar of vaseline and electronic images of porn, and that's all you think about in addition to your planning your asslicking day of douchery.]

Eat me, you slimy em-effer.

Da fug?!?

(Thats a legit one this time)

WHo you fighting with on WUMB, Doug?

The appropriately named stupidfaceman. He's so disgusting that he can't even acknowledge that he's disgusting.

Yeah, I hate that guy. All of the Wizard World Philadelphia threads are unbearable. I hope the WUMB's Philly posters are not a reflection on the town, otherwise I may never get to see the Liberty Bell.

Oh yeah, shitfuck.

Asshat.

I love that word. Asshat.

Think I'll say it again.

"ASSHAT!"

These are all the 'high score' names I have entered for myself on my home computer Dynomite game, no lie.

Splitty wrote:These are all the 'high score' names I have entered for myself on my home computer Dynomite game, no lie.

What is this funny feeling in my loins?

<giggling>

"skankpoo."

It's even funnier because it's all lowercase letters.

Oh yeah, that reminded me. At the Boomers near my house, I set a high score on the Fast And The Furious: Super Bikes, and put in my name as Assface, but the machine changed it to "Dude"