The Funniest Converstations/Moments you've ever had.

potatojoe wrote:"It's when a guy does his business around a woman's neck"

Good Lord. The first thing that popped into my mind was The Color Purple:


Sug Avery: Do his business? Do his business? Why, Miz Seely, you make it sound like he goin' to the bathroom on you!

Seely: That what it feel like.


I guess Joe's MIL was channeling her inner Goldberg.

a couple years back me, my sister and my dad were drivig to my nanny and grampie's house and my dad said girls always asked him to dance and i said, "Where, somewhere else?" everyone laughed and that was my starting point of becoming noticibly wittier.

Spaced4SimonPegg wrote:Why do men want to give a girl/guy a golden shower

Okay, to cure that sweeping statement, I say meet more men. Like, now.

A few years ago i was in a conference room, before the meeting, and was talking cartoons with a couple of guys. I called Olive Oyl a skank, and there were about 6 women in there. I....should have noticed that before.

^ Hah! That's a fact, though. Nothing to be ashamed about.

Me and my friend Dave got into a nerdy conversation about Rogue and how she can't get pregnant because she'd absorb the fetus' lifeforce. And then deeper into the conversation that she might be able to absorb the lifeforce from the sperm directly, being that it is a cell. A girl and guy overheard us and gave us raised eyebrows. Me thinks that they only heard the "she absorbs sperm" part specifically, though. Heh.