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That picture... of Ian... mesmerizing... becoming... homoflexible...

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:

BlueMaxx wrote:Hey Doug. Does any part of a man taste like a vagina?

I don't know how to answer that without either getting my thread closed or grossing you guys out, so I'll just say yes, when certain areas are clean, they are no different than a vagina in taste or smell.

It's the butthole, ain't it?

I'm not disputing Doug, because he's had far more experience than me, but I've smelled my finger after it's been in my ass and I've smelled a vagina, and they smelled NOTHING alike.

Joshua wrote:
I'm not disputing Doug, because he's had far more experience than me, but I've smelled my finger after it's been in my ass and I've smelled a vagina, and they smelled NOTHING alike.

LOL

Mnemosis wrote:That picture... of Ian... mesmerizing... becoming... homoflexible...

It's the apple he's holding. The subliminal messagings of The Forbidden Fruit.

Joshua wrote:I'm not disputing Doug, because he's had far more experience than me, but I've smelled my finger after it's been in my ass and I've smelled a vagina, and they smelled NOTHING alike.

I think the question that's on everyone's mind now is why are you jamming your finger up your own ass when you're paralyzed by the idea of being penetrated, and what on earth would compel you to smell it afterwards? You're not a fuckin' chimpanzee!

superdoug wrote:
I think the question that's on everyone's mind now is why are you jamming your finger up your own ass when you're paralyzed by the idea of being penetrated, and what on earth would compel you to smell it afterwards? You're not a fuckin' chimpanzee!

It's never been deep inside, but I've scratched on the surface. Is that not commonplace?

superdoug wrote:
I think the question that's on everyone's mind now is why are you jamming your finger up your own ass when you're paralyzed by the idea of being penetrated, and what on earth would compel you to smell it afterwards? You're not a fuckin' chimpanzee!

I've gone on record before as having said...if for whatever reason a finger touches the no-no zone, it MUST be immediately smelled afterwards...to determine if some antibacterial soap is needed.

Silent K wrote:
I've gone on record before as having said...if for whatever reason a finger touches the no-no zone, it MUST be immediately smelled afterwards...to determine if some antibacterial soap is needed.

Smelling your finger after putting it somewhere questionable is like an involuntary reflex. It's a terrible reflex, but it's futile to resist.

BlueMaxx wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:That picture... of Ian... mesmerizing... becoming... homoflexible...

It's the apple he's holding. The subliminal messagings of The Forbidden Fruit.

LOL!

superdoug wrote:

Joshua wrote:I'm not disputing Doug, because he's had far more experience than me, but I've smelled my finger after it's been in my ass and I've smelled a vagina, and they smelled NOTHING alike.

I think the question that's on everyone's mind now is why are you jamming your finger up your own ass when you're paralyzed by the idea of being penetrated, and what on earth would compel you to smell it afterwards? You're not a fuckin' chimpanzee!

I WAS wondering that!

There's got to be something else we can ask Doug? Hrm.

How many dicks is too many dicks?

Silent K wrote:How many dicks is too many dicks?

Silent K wrote:How many dicks is too many dicks?

"Good question," Maxx says very enthused.

BlueMaxx then rests his head on his hands with widened eyes, waiting for an answer; interest piqued.

Silent K wrote:How many dicks is too many dicks?

If you've got a line waiting their turn, that's too many dicks.


If you're talking on one guy, I would say any number over one.

superdoug wrote:

Silent K wrote:How many dicks is too many dicks?

If you've got a line waiting their turn, that's too many dicks.


If you're talking on one guy, I would say any number over one.

^This.

what's the most disturbing straight individual you've ever met?

You mean outside of the WUMB or POP?


I guess that would be either the guy who asked if he could come over and have sex with my dogs or the guy who kept live rattlesnakes in tanks all over his house. ALL OVER HIS HOUSE.

To all my followers across the pond -- is this statement true?

On the 1st of May 2004, it became legal for gay men in England, Wales and Northern Ireland to have consensual group sex.

Is that true? Were gay orgies illegal in the UK until 2004? That seems like it would be a hard law to enforce.

Are there still states in the US where sodomy is still illegal?

Rath99 wrote:Are there still states in the US where sodomy is still illegal?

No. In 2003, the Supreme Court overturned Texas' sodomy laws, and in the process invalidated any sodomy law on the books in any state or territory.

superdoug wrote:

Rath99 wrote:Are there still states in the US where sodomy is still illegal?

No. In 2003, the Supreme Court overturned Texas' sodomy laws, and in the process invalidated any sodomy law on the books in any state or territory.

2003 was a good year in Texas.

Joshua wrote:

superdoug wrote:

Rath99 wrote:Are there still states in the US where sodomy is still illegal?

No. In 2003, the Supreme Court overturned Texas' sodomy laws, and in the process invalidated any sodomy law on the books in any state or territory.

2003 was a good year in Texas.

True that. But it was a better year in Michigan. Their sodomy laws were among some of the toughest in the country. First offense: 15 years in prison. Second offense: LIFE.

superdoug wrote:
True that. But it was a better year in Michigan. Their sodomy laws were among some of the toughest in the country. First offense: 15 years in prison. Second offense: LIFE.

Which is kind of ironic, considering what goes on behind prison doors.

Everything the last two pages:

SODOMY!