(No, not mine. I'm kind of good at the moment, so that's not about me.)
Couple of weeks ago I was introduced to this website called F(uck) My Life. People just post short stories of things that happened to them (or make them up, as some of them sound fake) and sign with "FML".
In the same vein as recent "negative" threads in this forum, anyone cares to share FML stories?
Couple of weeks ago I was introduced to this website called F(uck) My Life. People just post short stories of things that happened to them (or make them up, as some of them sound fake) and sign with "FML".
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
In the same vein as recent "negative" threads in this forum, anyone cares to share FML stories?