"Eclipse" claims its first life

http://www.avclub.com/articles/man-dies-during-screening-of-eclipse,42822/

It always freaks me out when I read a story of someone dying who is my age.

"Once the cause of death is determined, perhaps they can move on to figuring out what a man was doing at a Twilight movie alone"

Astro13Zombie wrote:"Once the cause of death is determined, perhaps they can move on to figuring out what a man was doing at a Twilight movie alone"

My guess...

investigators will be conducting an autopsy today to find out if his death is due to natural causes or an overabundance of terrible acting.

Best line ever. A pity that guy died, but if he was a transient, he probably was in there to get warm (isn't it winter in that area?) or to catch a nap. It's not his fault that the movies are fatal to anyone without a vaginy. I know when I watched the first one, I could feel brains dribbling out of my ear.

^bella doesnt give me a hard-on...........

Cause of death: testicles retracted and pierced his brain,

And this is supposed to be the good Twilight movie.

all the more reason to boycott it!

He died of embarrassment I guess.

it was the sparkling... he developed an epilepsy and just passed out. They should have put a warning label before the movie started. I still say we boycott Twilight and add it to the list of evil things that are boycotted.

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riv1 wrote:

Astro13Zombie wrote:"Once the cause of death is determined, perhaps they can move on to figuring out what a man was doing at a Twilight movie alone"

My guess...

Maybe.
Heart attack?

I'm guessing he was a real vampire and the terrible representation of vampires caused him to finally slip into death.

^ "Blah...Vhat is thees sheeet?!! (turns to dust)