How would you murder Shia LaBeouf?

Deli slicer. Set to thin. Feet first.

Or...

Skull-F--- to death.

I'd let him live but only if he'd murder Carrot Top and Renee Zellwegger within the next 72 hours.

I'd make him my love slave, and not let him hydrate between sessions.

Drop a robotic car on his head?

Sell him to the Decepticons.

Show him how he'll be 20 years from now. He'll do the job himself.

superdoug wrote:I'd make him my love slave, and not let him hydrate between sessions.

Alright, looks like we have enough people here in this forum to carry out the job.

Does anyone have an unmarked van and access to Chloroform?

Justin wrote:
Does anyone have an unmarked van and access to Chloroform?

I'm pretty sure I know Casey Anthony's guy.

Justin wrote:Does anyone have an unmarked van and access to Chloroform?

If I did, Nathan Fillion and John Barrowman would already be missing.

Note To Self: Superdoug is evil... and horny.

Buried alive...with a webcam so everyone can watch as I fill the coffin with flesh eating beatles.

Death by 1000 Papercuts. Lemon juice & Tobasco Sauce optional.

Celebrity Guest on "Friday Night Electric Razor Sunburn Fights"

Newest Drummer for Spinal Tap

Next DUI: No Soap On A Rope (the Polite Way to Say "C'mere, bitch...")

Death by VooDoo Doll

Woodburning Tools and Soldering Irons -- Celebrity Home Dentistry Was Never This Easy!

Celebrity Guest on "Doctor Bobbit's Tips On Love" (Get it? Get it? Ha. I kill me.)

Celebrity Guest on "Electric Company": One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drop Dead You F*&#$@g A$$hole!

Put him in a Staring Contest with my Cat, Amadeus. (There's no way to win. Trust me on this.)

This week on Celebrity Hypnotherapy: Running with Scissors while Playing with Fire & Talking to Strangers. Go, Man, Go!

Rock of Love with Jar Jar Binks: "Work that Pole, Shia! Meeso Horny!"

Celebrity Hyptnotherapy, Week II: Flintstone Chewables Make You Strong Enough To Stop A Speeding Car Just By Stretching Out Your Hand, Just Like Superman!

Celebrity Hyptnotherapy, Week III: Lead Paint - Lick the Walls. "You know you want to..."

Drinking Games From the Court of Caius Caligula

Have him host Red Carpet Events wearing Garanimals

Celebrity Guest on "The Salt in the Eye Show"

Let him Declaw Your Pet Displacer Beast. "Here, Kitty, Kitty..."

Bury Him Alive: Ménage à trois With Roseanne Barr & Rosie O'Donnell

Lock him in with The Frisky Elderly People With Their Hidden Camera

Ok, I got a tip on where he will be next week. PM me.

The staff of Panels On Pages does not condone the murder of Shia LaBeouf.

But for the sake of satire:

Make him start at the Ark of the Covenant.

Silent K wrote:The staff of Panels On Pages Something Something... murder... Shia LaBeouf.

I'm on it!

You fiend!

Justin wrote:I'm on it!

Right there with you, bro!

Noes! I like him!

With a nice bottle of Chianti.

Using a harp to slice him to death....

Well it worked for Ishmael cord when he did in jack the ripper!

Esbat wrote:Noes! I like him!

In what movie!?

Nice sig!

(but what happens to the one I made you? )