How would you murder Shia LaBeouf?

FroZen wrote:Buried alive...with a webcam so everyone can watch as I fill the coffin with flesh eating beatles.

Janson wrote:

FroZen wrote:Buried alive...with a webcam so everyone can watch as I fill the coffin with flesh eating beatles.

FroZen wrote:

Janson wrote:

FroZen wrote:Buried alive...with a webcam so everyone can watch as I fill the coffin with flesh eating beatles.

nice catch

Topcat wrote:Death by 1000 Papercuts. Lemon juice & Tobasco Sauce optional.

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Put him in a Staring Contest with my Cat, Amadeus. (There's no way to win. Trust me on this.)

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Esbat wrote:Noes! I like him!

hrdwrkngXsoldier wrote:WHy do people hate him? I don't get it? It is not his fault transformers sucked.

He's the same guy in each movie he's in. He's not terrible, but it seems his movies are mediocre at best. Look at Disturbia, Transformers, and Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull for example. LeBeouf plays a modestly meek, quick-witted smartass with bursts of toughness every now and then. Not to mention Holes, Constantine, and I, Robot. The only film I thought he was solid in was Bobby, and even then a pinches of the formula I mentioned with the kid who was strong yet weak about his resolve of supporting Robert Kennedy and objecting to having to go to war. Plus, the great film carried his small part. :P He better not screw up "Death and Me".

deadbolt85 wrote: I want to have your babies.

hrdwrkngXsoldier wrote:WHy do people hate him? I don't get it? It is not his fault transformers sucked.

Fresh03 wrote:

If anything there should be a "How would you murder Uwe Bowle?" thread right next to or in place of this one, that guys is far more destructive to movies than Shia Labeouf has ever come close to being.

Gandicles wrote:
Transformers sucked?