WTF weird dreams....

Dr. Jonathan Crane wrote:
LOL... Well you did not kill me soo that is at least good right.. right?

Yeah, that's true. I just found them dead.

Mnemosis wrote:Next con? I'm totally kissing Krpy!

:x Like hell you will. :x




I had another weird dream last night where LBiS and I went to some American history museum, but apparently we walked in 5 minutes before it was going to close, so they kicked us out. Then we were home and I had a dead body in a garbage bag sitting in my kitchen (I had been meaning to throw out) and Ryan came over and asked what it was.

"It's a dead body, been meaning to throw it out on garbage day."

LBiS: "that's a terrible idea, you should burn it."

So he uncovered the dead body in the bag, proceeded to break off pieces of the flesh, set them in the sink, took a lighter and started to burn the pieces. Meanwhile, I was pre-heating the oven to char the rest of it in the broiler.

Ska wrote:
:x Like hell you will. :x

Yes dear.

Whuuupah!

Ska wrote:
I had another weird dream last night where LBiS and I went to some American history museum, but apparently we walked in 5 minutes before it was going to close, so they kicked us out. Then we were home and I had a dead body in a garbage bag sitting in my kitchen (I had been meaning to throw out) and Ryan came over and asked what it was.

"It's a dead body, been meaning to throw it out on garbage day."

LBiS: "that's a terrible idea, you should burn it."

So he uncovered the dead body in the bag, proceeded to break off pieces of the flesh, set them in the sink, took a lighter and started to burn the pieces. Meanwhile, I was pre-heating the oven to char the rest of it in the broiler.

Me/Ryan? :huh Get me out of your dreams! I don't wanna be a dead body. It'll happen eventually, I know it. Plus, you could be some kind of Freeda Krooger, or some other kind of female take on Freddy.

BlueMaxx wrote:
Me/Ryan?

No.

^ *Wipes brow*

BlueMaxx wrote:

Ska wrote:
I had another weird dream last night where LBiS and I went to some American history museum, but apparently we walked in 5 minutes before it was going to close, so they kicked us out. Then we were home and I had a dead body in a garbage bag sitting in my kitchen (I had been meaning to throw out) and Ryan came over and asked what it was.

"It's a dead body, been meaning to throw it out on garbage day."

LBiS: "that's a terrible idea, you should burn it."

So he uncovered the dead body in the bag, proceeded to break off pieces of the flesh, set them in the sink, took a lighter and started to burn the pieces. Meanwhile, I was pre-heating the oven to char the rest of it in the broiler.

Me/Ryan? :huh Get me out of your dreams! I don't wanna be a dead body. It'll happen eventually, I know it. Plus, you could be some kind of Freeda Krooger, or some other kind of female take on Freddy.

Oh, sorry, I meant LBiS. You're not Ryan, you're Blue.

Last night was a double-dose of weird. In one I dreamt that I was arrested and coerced to become an undercover agent in illegal street racing. It was terrifying. In the other I seduced my third-grade teacher and we got it on. For proof that I have the most detailed dreams ever, her pubes were gray.

I'm still trying to decide which dream disturbed me more.

Joshua wrote:Last night was a double-dose of weird. In one I dreamt that I was arrested and coerced to become an undercover agent in illegal street racing. It was terrifying. In the other I seduced my third-grade teacher and we got it on. For proof that I have the most detailed dreams ever, her pubes were gray.

I'm still trying to decide which dream disturbed me more.

Gray?!?!

Especially weird, because his third grade teacher was a 20 year old man who suffered from alopecia universalis

Mnemosis wrote:Especially weird, because his third grade teacher was a 20 year old man who suffered from alopecia universalis

Jason Kerouac: Projectionist

I've never worked at a movie theater in my life!

Mnemosis wrote:Especially weird, because his third grade teacher was a 20 year old man who suffered from alopecia universalis

*Googled*

...

*laughed*

XD

I'm glad SOMEONE enjoyed that.

I had a really odd dream last night

I was dreaming that I was on the popcast and said something so totally horrifying that I was disowned by everyone who listened

the problem is I can't remember what I said

Maybe you said you secretly love Transformers 2?

shining knight wrote:I had a really odd dream last night

I was dreaming that I was on the popcast and said something so totally horrifying that I was disowned by everyone who listened

the problem is I can't remember what I said

"Hey! HEY!! Get me.... "


Ah, fuck it.

HA!

I think it's adorable that he's under the impression we'll know what he's saying.

to you it probably comes out as "see you jimmy i'm gonnae cosh ye ya toob," or something similar

I think last night is the clear winner of strange dreams I've had for the rest of the week. Apparently Launchpad McQuack was dating one of the Beagle Boys' sisters and their brothers found out and were after them, so I had to help hide them. Scrooge and the nephews were in the dream in some capacity, but it's been so long that I forget now. The star-crossed lovers and I hid up on the roof of a building, which also doubled as a restaurant. We'd thought we'd given Big Time the slip, but he found us and came up on the roof. Luckily for us Jerry Orbach (alive) was there and apparently when he isn't singing on Broadway or playing a police officer on t.v. he is a police officer in real life. With him there we couldn't be touched. Launchpad and the Beagle girl decided it'd be safer to split up for now, so he and I chartered a private flight (we thought it'd be less suspicious if Launchpad didn't pilot) to south Texas to see Reel Big Fish in concert. It was a really good show, Aaron Barrett had a keytar.

you win

I remember a dream from a long time ago that was a 30 minute game of Pong, but was the entire 8 hour night.

I hate when you dream for what seems like a couple minutes and hours have went by.

how about the dejavu dream where you dream of something you did in the past and find it hard to believe its a dream