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Machine Man
"Aaron will suffice. Mr. Stack if you're nasty."
"Go on a suicide mission into an undead super hero-infested dimension where there's probably no beer? I'm flattered you thought of me, but thanks, I'll pass.
"'He' thought that the fleshies who built him would love him if he kept proving how much he loved them by saving their flesh-bacon over and over again. And you know what? They never did. So I've modeled myself after the fleshies, now. I look out for Number One, just like them."
"So, I can eviscerate all the fleshy ones I want, with zero consequences...and on top of that they'll pay me for it? This isn't a zombie universe...this is Robot Heaven!"
"Greetings, rotten fleshy ones. I have been programmed to eviscerate your repulsive squishy organic bits and chew gum. ...and I hate gum." *automatic arm cannon*
UnDeadpool
"Damn. A spellcaster? They have those deus ex machinas in this dimension, too?"
[Headless UnDeadpool escaping with The Zombie, Simon Garth]
"Awright, Si! This is our chance! Cheese it! [Simon very slowly takes steps for two panels] "That's it, Simon. Shamble, boy! Shamble like the wind!"
"Aaron will suffice. Mr. Stack if you're nasty."
"Go on a suicide mission into an undead super hero-infested dimension where there's probably no beer? I'm flattered you thought of me, but thanks, I'll pass.
"'He' thought that the fleshies who built him would love him if he kept proving how much he loved them by saving their flesh-bacon over and over again. And you know what? They never did. So I've modeled myself after the fleshies, now. I look out for Number One, just like them."
"So, I can eviscerate all the fleshy ones I want, with zero consequences...and on top of that they'll pay me for it? This isn't a zombie universe...this is Robot Heaven!"
"Greetings, rotten fleshy ones. I have been programmed to eviscerate your repulsive squishy organic bits and chew gum. ...and I hate gum." *automatic arm cannon*
UnDeadpool
"Damn. A spellcaster? They have those deus ex machinas in this dimension, too?"
[Headless UnDeadpool escaping with The Zombie, Simon Garth]
"Awright, Si! This is our chance! Cheese it! [Simon very slowly takes steps for two panels] "That's it, Simon. Shamble, boy! Shamble like the wind!"
