15 random facts about yourself.

kreepfan wrote:
4. I'm the only person in the world with my name. Suck on that John Smith!

10. I don't understand why people are Racist.

11. I was called spock in elementary school beause I have one pointed ear.

Me too!

Neither do I...

So... no one noticed the new default avatar image?

melvinlikechris wrote:
I'm pretty sure I am a black man trapped in a british boy's body.

Try using some butter to slick it a bit.

1. I’ve played drums for 8 years, and have played in a bunch of projects, including high school Jazz bands (at one point holding down 5 gigs with 5 different schools from my borough), drumming for a former BBC Jazz Musician of the Year, guest-playing with my friend’s metal band, the house band in several musicals, a Beatles Tribute band, an Indie-Latin fusion band (who so nearly got signed), African Drum Circles, an Indonesian Gamelan Orchestra at the London Royal Festival Hall, and am currently playing for an RnB singer.

2. I was voted “Best Musician” in my high school year book (and was voted second “Most Sarcastic”)

3. I’ve only ever bothered dressing up for Halloween twice, once at the age of 8, where I went as Jim Carey’s Riddler, and when I was 17, when 3 friends & I went as Reservoir Dogs.

4. I’m a huge film geek & music geek.

5. I work in a cinema, and each branch of the cinema chain has a 5-a-side football (Soccer) team. This year I’m getting the team to get the names & numbers on our shirts to be film references, mine being “IL CATTIVO” and “66” (The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, 1966)

6. I went to University to study Creative Writing, hoping to become a travel writer or a writer for comics (though I wrote everything from children’s books to cookbooks, via poetry, sports journalism, screenplays, and essays on Religion & Ornithology) Despite my productivity, it ended up being one of the most depressing experiences of my life and I quit after a few months. I still write, but want to be a filmmaker.

7. My name in Wookiee is Scahorwo

8. I am hugely interested in Ice Hockey, Street Hockey & Baseball, but am in the wrong country.

I’ll come back to this later....

1. The name Goatt has been with me a very long time, and is probobly more widely used in my life than my real name. (Timecards/schedules at multiple jobs, invitations to weddings, etc, all say Goatt. Hell, I've dated girls who didnt know my real name.)

2. For the longest time, I refused to get into Facebook, and still won't use Twitter.

3. I drink often, but very seldom in excess anymore. That wasn't always the case.

4. The only reason I don't smoke weed is a terrible fear of getting drug tested at work.

5. I've never been in any kind of trouble in my life.

6. In 9 years of driving I've had 10 different cars.

7. I totaled the shit out of two of them in serious accidents, and walked away completely unharmed both times.

8. I love comic books, but don't buy them anymore.

9. I play drums, but not particularly well.

10. I drunkenly tried to wander onto the set of The Dark Knight. I tried to start a fight with security because I didnt know what it was and why they wouldnt let me down the street.

11. I will race you. Challenge me. I may not have the fastest car, but it's fun.

12. I'll eat just about anything.... except coconut.

13. I have two tattoos, one on each arm. A rebel alliance starbird on my right, and a galactic empire logo on my left.

14. I got them because to me they symbolize the potential for good and evil inside everyone, not because I'm a huge Star Wars fan.

15. I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that I may never actually get married.

Silent K wrote:What a bunch of buzzkills....

WHO WANTS TO DO A BEER BONG!?

PONG IT?

HACKEY SACK? IN A GAZEBO!?

Im in. Ill bring the hacknsack brochacho!!

MikeSabian wrote:1. I’ve played drums for 8 years, and have played in a bunch of projects, including high school Jazz bands (at one point holding down 5 gigs with 5 different schools from my borough), drumming for a former BBC Jazz Musician of the Year, guest-playing with my friend’s metal band, the house band in several musicals, a Beatles Tribute band, an Indie-Latin fusion band (who so nearly got signed), African Drum Circles, an Indonesian Gamelan Orchestra at the London Royal Festival Hall, and am currently playing for an RnB singer.

2. I was voted “Best Musician” in my high school year book (and was voted second “Most Sarcastic”)

3. I’ve only ever bothered dressing up for Halloween twice, once at the age of 8, where I went as Jim Carey’s Riddler, and when I was 17, when 3 friends & I went as Reservoir Dogs.

4. I’m a huge film geek & music geek.

5. I work in a cinema, and each branch of the cinema chain has a 5-a-side football (Soccer) team. This year I’m getting the team to get the names & numbers on our shirts to be film references, mine being “IL CATTIVO” and “66” (The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, 1966)

6. I went to University to study Creative Writing, hoping to become a travel writer or a writer for comics (though I wrote everything from children’s books to cookbooks, via poetry, sports journalism, screenplays, and essays on Religion & Ornithology) Despite my productivity, it ended up being one of the most depressing experiences of my life and I quit after a few months. I still write, but want to be a filmmaker.

7. My name in Wookiee is Scahorwo

8. I am hugely interested in Ice Hockey, Street Hockey & Baseball, but am in the wrong country.



I’ll come back to this later....

so your an american trapped in a british person's body

1. I don't have bones. My body is supported by rebar.
5. I learned how to read with the Super Mario Bros. manual
7. I'm a decent mimic
9. I'm modest about my mimicry skills
10. I am not some fake ass Gavin
12 1/2. I use to be a picky eater.
15. I can't count

17. I drink the fuck out of these.

Dr. Wade Fucking McNasty wrote:

2. I played hockey at the collegiate level and was a goalie. I play forward during pick-up games though.

Wade. So, uh...do me.

ANYWAY.

...I honestly can't think of 15 things any of you people would want to read so I'll save it for another time.

im gonna read everyones!!!

shit i got to think of some

To add to my list...

I rarely ever read instructions I just look at the picture on the box.

1. On the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round
and they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found.

2. The head nurse could tell right away that i was bad to the bone.

3. I broke a thousand hearts Before I met my wife.

4. If we ever get divorced, i'll break a thousand more before i'm through.

5. I make rich women beg.

6. I make poor women steal.

7. I make old women blush.

8. I make young girls squeal.

9. When I walk the streets Kings and Queens step aside.

10. Even though i'm married, i'm so good every woman I meet They all stay satisfied.

11. I'm bad to the bone.

12. I'm bad to the bone.

13. I'm bad to the bone.

14. I'm bad to the bone.

And, because it bears repeating...

15. I'm bad to the bone.

riv1
8. I make young girls squeal.

I think that's illegal.

Also... I'm not sure why, but that's one of my all-time least favorite songs. Perhaps it's just jealousy though, since I can't trill (not sure if that's the right word) my "b's" as fast as he can.


Heh... that sounded dirty.

That's a song?!?!?!

yeah

Huh. And here i was just giving you the facts, ma'am.

1 - I work in Public Health
2 - I investigate diseases.. Like Batman investigates crime! only Syphilis is involved.
3 - I am obsessed with Catwoman
4 - I hate spit. hate it.. I can deal with blood, vomit, guts, broken bones.. all sorts of nasty things.. but spit in front of me, or drool.. i just cant handle that. I dont know why. I love make outs.. but its.. just weird.
5 - I sing and dance in the car on long trips. If I catch someone staring, I wave, sing and dance to them till I either pass them or they pass me.
6 - I love boxing/kickboxing. I'm pretty good at both, I just never do them anymore.
7 - I would be a Red Lantern.
8 - I am a certified counselor.
9 - I desperately want a couple of Sphinx's. I already have their names picked out.
10 - One day I will have a doctorate.
11 - I like to dance in my underoos at home when I am by myself.
12 - I am so behind in comics that it makes me depressed
13 - I feel like I have all this pressure on me from family and friends
14 - I still have self esteem problems
15 - I'm terrified I wont be able to find a job in a year.

Spazzy wrote:1 - I work in Public Health
2 - I investigate diseases.. Like Batman investigates crime! only Syphilis is involved.
3 - I am obsessed with Catwoman
4 - I hate spit. hate it.. I can deal with blood, vomit, guts, broken bones.. all sorts of nasty things.. but spit in front of me, or drool.. i just cant handle that. I dont know why. I love make outs.. but its.. just weird.
5 - I sing and dance in the car on long trips. If I catch someone staring, I wave, sing and dance to them till I either pass them or they pass me.
6 - I love boxing/kickboxing. I'm pretty good at both, I just never do them anymore.
7 - I would be a Red Lantern.
8 - I am a certified counselor.
9 - I desperately want a couple of Sphinx's. I already have their names picked out.
10 - One day I will have a doctorate.
11 - I like to dance in my underoos at home when I am by myself.
12 - I am so behind in comics that it makes me depressed
13 - I feel like I have all this pressure on me from family and friends
14 - I still have self esteem problems
15 - I'm terrified I wont be able to find a job in a year.

note to self never piss of spazzy cause she can kick my ass.

I could have been in drill team bc I can kick so high, or the boys baseball team as a pitcher

Spazzy wrote:

I could have been in drill team bc I can kick so high, or the boys baseball team as a pitcher

or a Rockette.

oh yes

Spazzy wrote:2 - I investigate diseases.. Like Batman investigates crime! only Syphilis is involved.

This made me laugh my ass off!

Spazzy wrote:
4 - I hate spit. hate it.. I can deal with blood, vomit, guts, broken bones.. all sorts of nasty things.. but spit in front of me, or drool.. i just cant handle that. I dont know why. I love make outs.. but its.. just weird.

I agree with this one, and phlegm. There's a reason that I REFUSED to become a respiratory tech. Even though intubating people looks cool the analyzing sputum... yep I'm out.

Arg, yes sputum... freakin gross

Sapphire Gypsy

This made me laugh my ass off!