Hey! HEY! Why don't you ask a girl instead?!?!

I also don't think that being "alone" means you have to be lonely. Develop some hobbies that take you out of the house. Join a reading group, take a dance class, find a place where you can bevwith other people. It's hard to feel alone among friends.

You have the rest of your life to be paired off with someone, enjoy being able to do whatever you want without having to tell anyone. You want to go see a movie, do it. Movies alone are the best!

superdoug wrote:

azrael07 wrote:but i don't want to be alone.

Then get a cat.

It will certainly put up less resistance.

Genuine

Joshua wrote:

superdoug wrote:

azrael07 wrote:but i don't want to be alone.

Then get a cat.

It will certainly put up less resistance.

Do you have a cat? They're little furry assholes who'd claw your eyes out in two seconds.

I'm with Sapph. Get a hobby. Volunteer for the roller derby, join a cheese appreciation club, take a class in taxidermy... You'll meet new people and have fun. And you'll likely meet someone with the same interests as you.

...I just realized that I asked Joshua if he had a cat. Stupid question. He probably has, like, 50 of them.

Captain Painway wrote:...I just realized that I asked Joshua if he had a cat. Stupid question. He probably has, like, 50 of them.

Caged and free range.

Joshua wrote:

superdoug wrote:

azrael07 wrote:but i don't want to be alone.

Then get a cat.

It will certainly put up less resistance.

Joshua wrote:

Captain Painway wrote:...I just realized that I asked Joshua if he had a cat. Stupid question. He probably has, like, 50 of them.

Caged and free range.

Goddamnit, I miss you, sir.

Four more months. Gird your loins and buy condoms.

Fuck yes.

azrael07 wrote:but i don't want to be alone.

Here are my words of wisdom on ur situation...listen to superdoug and 2 words...Pocket.Pussy.

I bid u goodnight.

meh. ive used those before. while they're not bad and they bring something to the table, they're just don't feel 'outrageously great' enough for me to use them on a regular basis or anymore at all. just sayin.

You may have bought the wrong kind

Fleshlight is the way to go.

Use Promo code Pop at Adam and Eve and get that shit cheap son. Get you some free porn while you at it.

Hell you can even get the blue alien Fleshlight. Bang some pseudo Avatar Navi' shit.

I can co-sign the cat suggestion, but if you need a companion, one that is guaranteed to interact with you, get a dog playa. One of the many advantages of a dog is they don't poop in a box that you have to clean. You are the world to that animal. You can use Petfinder.com to find adoptable animals in your area.

But seriously, until you get your shit together, bringing another person in the equation is a recipe for disaster. Hell I would suggest a hooker to satisfy your needs before getting into a relationship before you are ready. It may be illegal in Ohio, but it would be better for your sanity rather than trying to make something work between two people not ready to be together.

Spaced4SimonPegg wrote:You may have bought the wrong kind

no. they were standard pocket pussies. I had one that vibrated though. that one was kindof fun. But yeah, just didn't think they were that great, and i honestly have no idea how close it is to the real thing. Sorry. Just didn't have a high enough opinion of them to still use them.

why do you ladies have to be so complicated?

Because it makes us interesting. Plus we have to be able to entertain ourselves because you guys are so simple.

Its just how we are.. You know men are complicated as well :p

what is the meaning of life?

To have fun, and treat others the way you would like to be treated?

I thought it was 42.

To party on and be excellent to each other.

Oh, wait....found it.

Why are we here? What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?

Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?

Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes.
Well, ça c'est le 'Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say,

Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.
In this 'life', what is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?

Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.
For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears,

Sitting 'round with rien nothing to say

While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.
So, just why-- why are we here,

And just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie.
This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

All right ladies, let's cut the bullshit, how small is too small?

when it cant fit in there?