Hey! HEY! Why don't you ask a girl instead?!?!

azrael07 wrote:sooo...i tottally joined a dating website. and i was wondering, what do you ladies think is a great way to strike up a conversation? i was thinking about striking up a conversation about music or books.

Heytherejeffro wrote:

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krpykrwly wrote:

azrael07 wrote:sooo...i tottally joined a dating website. and i was wondering, what do you ladies think is a great way to strike up a conversation? i was thinking about striking up a conversation about music or books.

Heytherejeffro wrote:

Spoiler:

^ Always the most sound choice; however, if you really want to discuss some finer arts I recommend placing it within a book or album case.
"Excuse me, Miss, but I'd really love to share this remarkable passage with you."
Then when you open the book, there's your junk.

Heytherejeffro wrote:Maybe you need to show her your...





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BEAR ESSENTIALS!

azrael07 wrote:sooo...i tottally joined a dating website. and i was wondering, what do you ladies think is a great way to strike up a conversation? i was thinking about striking up a conversation about music or books.

Heytherejeffro wrote:

dmahoney wrote:Fun fact: The Replacements was the movie I was at with Kerouac when, with his helpful advice, I decided to drop my then girlfriend and date my now wife.

Does that make me the inaugural member of the church of kwhack?

And lo, He said unto thee; "Dumpeth thine bitch so that thou mayest pursue women of a more pleasurable nature".

Yet Mahoney dared question the The Kerouac in saying; "Havest thou a wife most unpleasurable thineself? Divine Kerouac, how must I live to thine accords when You thineself dost follow down the path of misery?"

Kerouac responded with love and divinity; "Thou sayest things thou doth not understand, for it is I who will provide the answer. For you see, a child hath just been born, and she shall be cloaked in linens most regaled for their costuming qualities. As this child maketh the conversion to womanhood, so shall I dumpeth mine own Delilah, and pursueth the woman-child for mine own.
Now relax thine worries, and turn thine focus to Keanu, for I predict salvation in his deeds. Watch as he toucheth-down."

So it is written, so it shall be banked.

Mnemosis wrote:Jeffro, that was art, sir. Plain and simple.

azrael07 wrote:sooo...i tottally joined a dating website. and i was wondering, what do you ladies think is a great way to strike up a conversation? i was thinking about striking up a conversation about music or books.

Here's the thing about dating websites. They're great, because you know everyone there is looking. Here's the problem with dating websites. They suck, because everyone there is looking. It's this godawful feeding frenzy where every conversation is begun with the intention of future intercourse, thus putting ridiculous expectations on all involved parties.

Figure out things you like, and go to websites dedicated to those things, and try to talk to people on those message boards. I like comic books, and I joined the Wizard Message Boards, and I got a hot 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend.

Mnemosis wrote:
Figure out things you like, and go to websites dedicated to those things, and try to talk to people on those message boards. I like comic books, and I joined the Wizard Message Boards, and I got a hot 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend.

Mnemosis wrote:I got a hot 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend.

Heytherejeffro wrote:

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:Jeffro made me LOL. Goddamnit.

Sorry, it's my curse. Honestly, though, I'm very proud of that post. I might engrave it on something.

krpykrwly wrote:^ Seek counseling. Seriously.

Spazzy wrote:I agree

azrael07 wrote:here's a question...Why can't i get my head to stop screaming and get this ex girlfriend out of my head. All i think about is why she dumped me, why my life sucks, how i feel like im gonna die bitter, alone and a virgin and why the best thing to happen to me, and the only person ive ever heard say "Ill never leave you", left me?