The Official @#%#&! Thread

I knew if Top and I kept plugging away at the classics it would start to spread like a virus...or herpes.

"And then there stole into my fancy, like big fucking titties, the thought of what sweet pussy there must be between her thighs."

"Of cunts it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to fuck them."

~ Edgar Allen Poe
~ Sort of.

Edgar allen poe on a bad fucling day ladies and gents

Poe was a necrophelliac; I'm guessing he had a lot...of <giggling>... bad <*snort*> <giggle> ...fucking <eyes watering>...days...

I have found that Poe works best for adding swear words. Comes out making the most sense.

example: Post #1 on this page.

"How Do I Love Thee?"
By Elizabeth Barrett Browning... Sort of.


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love to fuck thee to the depth and breadth and height
My throbbing cock can reach, when feeling out of sight.

For the ends of climax I use your face,
I drench thee to the level of everyday's
Most urgent need, by spunk and candle light.


<grin>
I think I'll bring this one to my next Women's Book Club Meeting.

He was a necropheliac?!? no shit?!?

shining knight wrote:He was a necropheliac?!? no shit?!?

Yep. Necropheliac tendancies. And a low-bottom alcoholic.
The dude had some serious issues.

As the saying goes:
"Poets need pain."

Ever notice how comedians aren't funny once they clean up? (Carlin, Murphy, Williams...)

"It's twoo! It's twoo!"

Holy shit you are right!

It's so true it hurts.

Topcat wrote:"How Do I Love Thee?"
By Elizabeth Barrett Browning... Sort of.


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love to fuck thee to the depth and breadth and height
My throbbing cock can reach, when feeling out of sight.

For the ends of climax I use your face,
I drench thee to the level of everyday's
Most urgent need, by spunk and candle light.


<grin>
I think I'll bring this one to my next Women's Book Club Meeting.

Wait till the red wine gets about half bottle, then it'll be hilarious and raunchy fun.

Then one of them will say. "Okay, my turn...uh...One dick, two dick. Red dick, blue dick. " And then you'll regret it.

Lyrics I wrote years ago amidst much pain and substance abuse:

Nights I've spent wasted
Nights I've spent wanting to save you
Countless, so many, nights I've spent wasted with you.
Hours feel endless, these hours spent trying to save you.
But time has no meaning when you're drunken and stumbling.

(big screaming chorus here folks)
FUCK YOUR LIFE!! YOU'RE MISERY'S BLEEDING OUT SOME WAY!!
I'LL TAKE YOUR TRAGEDY WITH MY BLADE!!

FroZen wrote:Lyrics I wrote years ago amidst much pain and substance abuse:

Nights I've spent wasted
Nights I've spent wanting to save you
Countless, so many, nights I've spent wasted with you.
Hours feel endless, these hours spent trying to save you.
But time has no meaning when you're drunken and stumbling.

(big screaming chorus here folks)
FUCK YOUR LIFE!! YOU'RE MISERY'S BLEEDING OUT SOME WAY!!
I'LL TAKE YOUR TRAGEDY WITH MY BLADE!!

Holy nuggets. Oddly, I had a bass and treble going with a rhythm. I could here Chino, Maynard, or Howard singing it too.

Topcat wrote:

shining knight wrote:He was a necropheliac?!? no shit?!?

Yep. Necropheliac tendancies. And a low-bottom alcoholic.
The dude had some serious issues.

As the saying goes:
"Poets need pain."

Ever notice how comedians aren't funny once they clean up? (Carlin, Murphy, Williams...)

"It's twoo! It's twoo!"

Didn't Poe die from rabies? Makes you wonder what else he fucked...

Fuck song lyrics from the movie Disaster Movie:


Wahh issi?
I'm fukin matt damon
Your fukin matt damon
Well I'm fukin hannah motana
She's fukin hannah motana
Backstage at my concert
Fuks me on my parents' bed
After school, at my locker
In the car I giv her head
I'm also fukin the flava
Yh boy she's fukin flave-flav, fool
You kno wah time it is
Becos I'm fukin juney too
Yh I kno but it's true
Flava-flav fuks me too
And I swap with calvin
And he swaps with tha dude
And wer all fukin hellboy
Yh ther fukin hellboy
And I'm the fukin hulk
Wen I get realy mad
I start fukin iron man
A most uncomfortable screw
But I fuk the princess too
*ding dong*
Whos tha ringin on my bell
It's the bitch thas fukin iron man
Thas i-r-o-n m-a-n
And I fuk him in the mouth
Thas fukin great becos I'm fukin wolf
"awhoo"
He's fukin wolf ain tha a pity
Becos I'm fukin those bitches from sex and the city
He fuks the sex and the city gals
So I wonder:
Would wolf really be get jelous if he knew we wer fukin the guy with the big utility belt?
Ther all fukin batman
At wayne manor, in the batcave
Butler alfredis our luv slave
Riddle me this
Holy bathhouse
I'm fukin amy whinehouse
He's fukin amy whinehouse
Yh on the down low low low
And I'm fukin jesica simpson
Cos I'm on blow blow blow
She's fukin jesica simpson
Oh yh
And I think I mite hav fuked tha hot assasin
Everyones fuked me
And I've fuked em bak you see
And the mexican too
With the trahic hairdo
Call it, heads, I'm fukin J.T
I'm fukin tha male model
Cos he's so fine
And I like to get up with calvin Kleins
It's true. J.T fuk my ass again
But I'm also fukin prince caspian
I am handsom and I am cool
That's why this prince fuks the kids from high school
c-- on lets hear it
Nows the time to party
Let me hear you
You kno wah time it is?
Yeah... no wahh time is it
It's time to get fuked
-fuk me
-no, fuk me
-fuk me...
He fuks all us kids in high school
Inder the bleachers, in the showers
While wer changin for gym class
I'm fukin oprah
I'm fukin obama
I'm fukin indianas ass
She's fukin indianas ass
And I'm fukin hancock
He's fukin hancock and I'm fukin beowolf
You kno you like it
And I'm fukin kung fu panda
And I'm fukin michael jackson
Don't judge me
I luv my animals you see
Oh yh he's fukin the chipmunks
Sad to say but it's true
He fuks the chipmunks yh

alucardbarnivous wrote:

Didn't Poe die from rabies? Makes you wonder what else he fucked...

Is rabies an STD?

That'd be kind of hot if they didn't look like they got the fucking shit kicked out of them.

I thought Poe died of Syffilus.

Actually, while there are many theories and rumors, no one actually no how he died because all medical records have since been lost.

Maybe he died from syphilis from fucking dead things that died from rabies.

"Nevermore!"

Joshua wrote:
Is rabies an STD?

Not sure. I know you get it from a bite.

Joshua wrote:Actually, while there are many theories and rumors, no one actually no how he died because all medical records have since been lost.

Caught ya!

The Poe has been Appeased.

I hate people who move a family of three into a one bedroom apartment, and let their SCHOOL AGE KID run wild during the godsdamned day. That fucking kid should be in fucking school...you came to this country to afford him opportunities, yet keep him out of programs designed to give him a head start in American schools. Way to go, fuckheads!


I HATE MY GODSDAMNED FUCKING NEIGHBORS!!!!

wrong so wrong....