Wish Granted!

Tomer Soiker wrote:

I wish I could travel to space.

Wish granted. During a pit stop on Mars, you fall out of your ship without a space suit on.



I wish I could come to C2E2.

BlueMaxx wrote:Granted, but her parents catch you two in the laundry room...on top of the dryer...with it on...and then the buzzer goes off in the midst of the awkward silence.

^

Wish granted, but Gareb Shamus buys it at the last minute and everyone else boycotts. You end up spending the entirety of the weekend hanging out with Stephen Shamus, Virgil, Taylor Dayne, and Naughty by Nature. Lou Ferrigno asks you for your autograph.

I wish my computer chair hadn't broken last night.

that is a knize 2010 sig waiting to happen

wish granted unfortunatly it breaks a day later thus making the wish pointless

I wish for a tube of pringles rice infusions salt and vinigar

shining knight wrote:

that is a knize 2010 sig waiting to happen

wish granted unfortunatly it breaks a day later thus making the wish pointless

I wish for a tube of pringles rice infusions salt and vinigar

Granted but due to a packaging error the can is actually filled
with swine flu and you die.

I wish that wish wasn't so lame.

Granted! It's the coolest wish you've ever seen, which sends you spiralling into depression, and you commit suicide since you'll never come up with a wish that cool.

I wish I were at home with my family.

FroZen wrote:Granted! It's the coolest wish you've ever seen, which sends you spiralling into depression, and you commit suicide since you'll never come up with a wish that cool.

I wish I were at home with my family.

Granted the only thing that your family was busy so they were
replaced with robots versions of your family and they go crazy
and kill you.


I wish I wish i had superman's powers and none of his weakneses.

I've noticed a trend in the thread it seems like most of the
granted wishes end in death.

Granted! You get Supermans power but in turn you get shrunk to the size of an ant making your powers useless in the human world.

I wish every bar I went into would just give me drinks free of charge.

FroZen wrote:Granted! You get Supermans power but in turn you get shrunk to the size of an ant making your powers useless in the human world.

I wish every bar I went into would just give me drinks free of charge.

Granted you get nothing but stale beer and drinks with stuff
floating in it.

I wish for the best mountain dew ever.

Wish granted. Two words: Landslide. Well, that was one.

I wish for a Pee Wee Herman's bike.

Granted. Unfortunately, the stains are impossible to get out.

I wish my sink had a beer tap.

Granted, but the tap runs through the garbage disposal.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, you go to sleep. Heh.

I wish I had a little more cash to help me out with Christmas gifts.

Granted, but its from a bank heist and you go to prison.

I wish I could have my 360 right now.

Wish granted. You are spun around once, but aren't dizzy, so that's a plus.

I wish I had all the PS1, PS2 and PS3 games, and all the accessories for the PS2 & PS3.

Wish Granted! But you don't have all of the PS1's accessories...

I wish to have Shakira for one night...just one night of passion!

Wish granted. Don't worry, Fernando Shakira is a tender lover, and he always sends flowers the next day.

I wish I were hungry.

kidspider2099 wrote:
Granted but due to a packaging error the can is actually filled
with swine flu and you die.

I wish that wish wasn't so lame.

Best "packaging error" ever! "Why did we even HAVE Swine Flu on hand!?"

Mnemosis wrote:Wish granted. Don't worry, Fernando Shakira is a tender lover, and he always sends flowers the next day.

Arrrggghhh! F-ck yooouuu!

*Wakes up from nightmare*

Wish Granted! You're hungry... I don't know what else to tell you-there's no way to make a critical outcome from that! Wait, no-you're hungry but as you eat constantly, you soon blow up! :afraid:

I wish to have a new men's wardrobe in my closet.

ChrisToPhenom wrote:*Wakes up from nightmare*

Wish Granted! You're hungry... I don't know what else to tell you-there's no way to make a critical outcome from that! Wait, no-you're hungry but as you eat constantly, you soon blow up! :afraid:

I wish to have a new men's wardrobe in my closet.

Granted you have have the wardrobe of liberance.

i wish a an alive naked and willing girl was in my bed and not tyra banks.

Wish granted. Tyra Banks' mom is in bed, stricken with paralysis, and Tyra is standing next to the bed with a baseball bat. Good luck?

I wish for Zooey Deschanel's everlasting, intimate love. (I'm already seeing how this can be skewed. Heh.)

Wish granted. Ten seconds of naked time and you realize that she got her baritone the same place Dr. Girlfriend gets hers. The balls are in your court now.

I wish I could see a Me First and the Gimme Gimmes concert.

^ Wish granted.

Mnemosis wrote:Wish granted. Ten seconds of naked time and you realize that she got her baritone the same place Dr. Girlfriend gets hers. The balls are in your court now.

I'm not sure if I hate that. Technically it is still up in the air whether s/he's a s/he. Heh.

I wish for a fro the size of the world...for some reason. Damn emoticon next to this sentence.

BlueMaxx wrote:^ Wish granted.

Mnemosis wrote:Wish granted. Ten seconds of naked time and you realize that she got her baritone the same place Dr. Girlfriend gets hers. The balls are in your court now.

I'm not sure if I hate that. Technically it is still up in the air whether s/he's a s/he. Heh.

I wish for a fro the size of the world...for some reason. Damn emoticon next to this sentence.

Granted you have a big fro and soon birds build nests and it and everyone calls you bird nest head which scars you for life and you finally eat your self to death at taco bell by eating a million soft tacos.

i wish i for Zooey daschanel to come to my house and make hot passionate love to me.