Wish Granted!

Granted! Kidspider looses the ability to use his legs and is then drafted into a top secret goverment project where he takes control over a geneticlly created body and is sent to Pandora to help move the inhabitants so the government can mine for a precious.....oh fuck it...


Granted! Kidspiders avatar is now a naked picture of Tomer.

I wish to be immortal.

Wish granted unfortunatly a very pissed off scotsman cuts your head off and absorbs said immortality from you.

I wish I lived in america

FroZen wrote:Granted! Kidspider looses the ability to use his legs and is then drafted into a top secret goverment project where he takes control over a geneticlly created body and is sent to Pandora to help move the inhabitants so the government can mine for a precious.....oh fuck it...


Granted! Kidspiders avatar is now a naked picture of Tomer.

I wish to be immortal.

LMFAO!

shining knight wrote:Wish granted unfortunatly a very pissed off scotsman cuts your head off and absorbs said immortality from you.

I wish I lived in america

Granted. Welcome to Detroit.

I wish the meeting I have to go to wouldn't be horrible.

Granted! Your meeting is now with naked supermodels. Unfortunately you lost your eyesight 5 mins before the meeting.

I wish I could rock and roll all night and party everyday.

Granted. You now have Parkinsons and are confined to a wheelchair. At least the nursing home throws parties every day.

I wish I had more fruit snacks.

Granted! you've been shrunk and placed in a container of fruit snack being packaged and shipped to Scotland.

I wish I was a pimp!

FroZen wrote:Granted! Kidspider looses the ability to use his legs and is then drafted into a top secret goverment project where he takes control over a geneticlly created body and is sent to Pandora to help move the inhabitants so the government can mine for a precious.....oh fuck it...


Granted! Kidspiders avatar is now a naked picture of Tomer.

Mission accomplished!

FroZen wrote:Granted! you've been shrunk and placed in a container of fruit snack being packaged and shipped to Scotland.

I wish I was a pimp!

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the authorities didn't like the fact that all your girls are 8-12 of age, and you'll spend the rest of your life in a caged cell with a big, horny guy called Bubba.

I wish to finally get back to exercising next week.

Wish granted, you are now the young priest, the deamons eat your soul.... oh exercising... Granted, but you have a heart attack from the stress.

I wish I could pass my Organic chemistry class with a 4.0

hrdwrkngXsoldier wrote:Wish granted, you are now the young priest, the deamons eat your soul.... oh exercising... Granted, but you have a heart attack from the stress.

I wish I could pass my Organic chemistry class with a 4.0

Granted but you do it through cheating and your found out and kicked of school and end up working for a burger king then get shot late at night by an angry customer.


I wish to be the Doctor.

granted but almost five seconds in you are struck full force by a dalek ray gun and end up only as a footnote as "the doctor with the shortest regeneration" you then rengenerate as superdoug

I wish to be a robotech pilot

Wish Granted. Your corporeal form is transmuted into line-constructs and ink that form a pilot character for a Robotech, to where you're scattered onto millions of sheets of paper and reels to the point of never being whole unless someone with their imagination manifests you when watching or reading Robotech.

I wish for a pet ninja turtle.

Granted! A pet ninja turtle appears in front of you, just then Shredder smashes through a wall and beheads you.

I wish I was the sexiest man alive.

You are now Ryan Seacrest...you are gay.

I wish for a pot o'gold at the end of a rainbow.

Granted but it's that rainbow in the skittles commercial and the kid that doesn't believe in the rainbow falls on you and kills you.

i wish for a iron man suit.

Wish Granted!



I wish for box of Krispy Kreme donuts (I haven't ate them for years... )

Granted, but you trip on a rock and drop them on the ground before eating them.

I wish to live forever.

blue halo wrote:Granted, but you trip on a rock and drop them on the ground before eating them.

I wish to live forever.

Granted you outlive all your friends and family and eventually earth dies and your left all alone and sit by yourself for the rest of time.

I wish i Kristen Bell was my Girlfriend.

kidspider2099 wrote:

blue halo wrote:Granted, but you trip on a rock and drop them on the ground before eating them.

I wish to live forever.

Granted you outlive all your friends and family and eventually earth dies and your left all alone and sit by yourself for the rest of time.

I wish i Kristen Bell was my Girlfriend.

Wish Granted! But soon she'll live for this douche below-



But you'll end up with Mila Kunis-



Than Kristen will want you back and try to give you oral sex-make sure you enjoy it before you put her down-then you'll be put down by Mila Kunis.

I wish for a Tokyo watch.

Granted! Every channel on your t.v. is now a birds eye view of Tokyo.

I wish for world peace.

The earth explodes there is much piece(s). Good job there.

I wish I could remember the name of that stupid game I posted about.

Granted! You remember the name of the game but lose all other memories.

I wish I was Tony Stark.

Granted but your alcoholism soon spirals and you end up dead in a gutter with a belly full of booze....

I wish to be on popcast

shining knight wrote:Granted but your alcoholism soon spirals and you end up dead in a gutter with a belly full of booze....

I wish to be on popcast

So my wish turns out to be my actual life.....nice.


Granted! You are now the butt of a running joke on popcast.

I wish I was having awesome sex with 3 girls right now.

Granted! You are now the butt of a running joke on popcast.

I thought I already was....

I wish I was having awesome sex with 3 girls right now.

wish granted but they are all tyra banks and they all talk all the time

(lets hammer this gag into the ground)

I wish I had mutton chops for dinner

Granted! But you choke on all that facial hair and die.

I wish I were a vampire.