Wish Granted!

granted but you are one of those lame sparkly ones from twishite

I wish I was dead (try to twist that I dare ya!)

shining knight wrote:granted but you are one of those lame sparkly ones from twishite

I wish I was dead (try to twist that I dare ya!)

granted but your body will be stuffed with packing peanuts and sand and will put as a walmart greeting scarecrow with a glasgow smile and pipe cleaners to wave your hands (hows that for a twist)

I wish for a green lantern ring

Spider_Fan14 wrote:
I wish for a green lantern ring

Wish granted, but its only function is that it flips open and has glittery lip gloss inside.

I wish I could get a scholarship.

Granted, but it's to clown college.

I wish I could sell my damned condo.

Granted! It sold for three dollars and fifty cents.

I wish I owned every Burger King store everywhere.

D'oh!

Granted. Your face is now a hideously deformed plastic mask and you're good friend with Darius Rucker.

I wish Thanksgiving came 4 times a year instead of just once.

FroZen wrote:Granted! It sold for three dollars and fifty cents.

I wish I owned every Burger King store everywhere.

Granted because you bought burger king you also got that creepy
Burger king mascot and he stares at you while you sleep.

I wish tyra banks was a mute.

Granted! But she won't fuck you....ever.

I wish I was Hercules.

Wish granted. As Hercules you are driven mad by Hera and you butcher your family in a bloodthiry, blinding rage. Actual story of his.

Umm...I wish to be the best writer the world has ever known.

Granted. But now you're me. So this wish actually worked out well. Congrats


I wish I had some chocolate milk.

Granted its just been sitting a hot car for 6 months so enjoy.

i wish for the best thanksgiving ever.

Granted. The turkey was too good, though, and you O.D. on tryptophan.

I wish upon a star.

Granted, but it lands on you.

I wish every food was fat free.

Granted, a law is passed that only vegetation is legally edible for human consumption.

I wish for wishes.

Granted, but they all involve you getting sodomized by an epileptic donkey.


I wish I had a Lexus.

Dr. Wade Fucking McNasty wrote:Granted, but they all involve you getting sodomized by an epileptic donkey.


I wish I had a Lexus.

Granted you given a man named Lexus.


i wish had the coolest shoes ever.

wish granted, nic cage is selling them to you so he can keep his house

i wish i they didn't have to kill so many lemons to make lemonade

i wish i they didn't have to kill so many lemons to make lemonade

wish granted the drink is now melvinade guess what its made from...

Wish granted, you're now a telepath. Within 15 minutes you go crazy and your brain melts from your ears.

I wish the next poster gets his wish come true.

Tomer Soiker wrote:Wish granted, you're now a telepath. Within 15 minutes you go crazy and your brain melts from your ears.

I wish the next poster gets his wish come true.

Granted Esbat now has a catwoman real doll.


I wish macy's thanksgiving day parade didn't have the stupid musical numbers.

Wish granted. The stupid musical numbers are all replaced with Adam Lambert live shows, each more over the top than the previous.

I wish I could have spent today with Kristin.

Granted, but her parents catch you two in the laundry room...on top of the dryer...with it on...and then the buzzer goes off in the midst of the awkward silence.

I wish my stomach would get all the food out of me. Or should I say intestines?

Heh... not too bad. Thanks MAXX! UNfortunately... wish granted. You become violently ill and projectile vomit all of todays indulgences directly into the faces of friends, family, and loved ones.

I wish I hadn't typed that.

Wish granted, now Ska won't know if you'd enjoy doing it on a turned on dryer. And I'll never know the possible downfall of Thanksgiving gluttony.

I wish I was Marvel's Mephisto.

Wish granted. Dormammu kicks you in the nuts and steals your lunch money. Spider-Man walks by and laughs. You swear to revenge, but many years later taking part in one of the most controversial and hated stories in comic book history - you become an even bigger joke.

I wish I could travel to space.