Wish Granted!

...wish granted. Zooey Daschanel, an alternate universe version of Zooey Deschanel, makes hot sweet love to you with his/her shemale penis...because everyone knows alternate universe people are hermaphroditic.

I wish for a Dairy Queen Blizzard with Oreo chunks.

BlueMaxx wrote:...wish granted. Zooey Daschanel, an alternate universe version of Zooey Deschanel, makes hot sweet love to you with his/her shemale penis...because everyone knows alternate universe people are hermaphroditic.

I wish for a Dairy Queen Blizzard with Oreo chunks.

Granted but the kid who made spit in it cause you were rude to him

i wish that was better.

Wish granted. I get a blizzard of Dariy Queen ice cream that has Oreo chunks instead of hail.

I wish to be The Burger King!

Wish granted, You are now the burger king!

But your face is now plastic...

I wish for world peace

Wish granted. *All of mankind ceases to exist--past, present or future.* Very peaceful.

I wish for my own universe.

Wish granted, You have a whole universe, But your the only person in it.

I wish I had a cup of coffee...

Que wrote:Wish granted, You have a whole universe, But your the only person in it.

I wish I had a cup of coffee...

Granted but its cold and there is no creamer excepted that powdered stuff and its all congealed to giant mass of coffee creamer and there is no sugar.


i wish starbucks didn't exsist.

Wish granted. Now there is a coffee shop called Novaclams in its place.

I wish I didn't have so much turkey left in my fridge.

BlueMaxx wrote:Wish granted. Now there is a coffee shop called Novaclams in its place.

I wish I didn't have so much turkey left in my fridge.

Granted i ate it all and need to sleep it off on your couch for a while.


I wish bluemaxx had the best couch ever

Granted. My couch has been stolen...by KidSpider.

I wish to be to be sane.

Granted, now you are just boring

I wish I could have a subscription to Empire Magazine.

Granted. Your year subscription is nothing but New Moon covers and main articles.

I wish I had a subscription to Revolver Magazine again.

Granted, but Nic Cage is on every cover and there are at least 3 articles on him in every issue.

I wish I was done with my X-mas shopping.

Granted you got all your friends and family tube socks.

i wish my cold was gone.

Granted! But now you have AIDS.

I wish it were warmer outside.

FroZen wrote:Granted! But now you have AIDS.

I wish it were warmer outside.

Granted now your in hell.


i wish i had a million dollars.

Granted. Someone robs you, molests, and then kills you for it.

I wish Halloween was every day.

BlueMaxx wrote:Granted. Someone robs you, molests, and then kills you for it.

I wish Halloween was every day.

Granted but you don't have any candy so you hand out raisins and your house get's egged everyday.

I wish had a hot girlfriend with a nice rack.

Granted. Your girlfriend is now the corpse of a woman that was pushed into a large oven that was currently cooking a large rack of lamb. Bone appetit.

I wish Christmas never existed again...except for the gift getting. Heeheehee.

Granted all you get are tube socks.


i wish i could wear my sweatshirt all year round.

Wish Granted! You're sweatshirt is now sewed into your skin.

I wish to have large McDonald fries.

granted the only thing that jimmy the wierd guy who works at the fryer licked all the fries before serving them.

i wish that buffy the vampire slayer was still on tv.

Wish Granted. It's already playing on numerous channels of reruns.

I wish there was a full moon every night.

Wish granted. The lunar cycle gets out of whack, and the gravitational pull from teh Moon causes major flooding all over the world.

I wish for cake. Good cake.

Wish Granted!



I wish for perfect weather everyday.