Spidey's (and Friends) Fun Caption Thread

Here's how it works, each month I'll post a picture and it's up to you guys and gals to tell us... (does is best KWhack Impression)..."What's going on."


Here we go, have fun!!!



Spidey: "You couldn't find a table couldn't you?"
Tenime: "I had to impravise! It's smart, we just throw our trash away when we're done."

Tenime: See, Pete? This is the kind of shit that happens when you don't call ahead for reservations!

Tenime: "Another man's garbage is another man's lunch...and possibly dinner. People just threw this away, Pete! Convention food is expensive, I am not letting this go to waste.

Tenime/Hitman: "You tried to trick me, but I messed it all up and now it's your turn to guess which meal is poisoned!"
Peter/Spider-Man: "Son of a... I think I already like that Monkey Hitman over you."

Tenime: This is the prize for the costume contest.
Pete: Lunch?
Tenime: No you idiot, brown paper bags, it's all they could afford.

Tenime: "Look what I found in the garbage can! No need to waste a dime on food."
Peter: "I... I can afford buying lunch. For us both. Really. Sigh... You should take off that suit and dress as a hobo."

Pete: "Junk food! Thought my Spidey-Sense was tingling."

Tenime: "You're my friend, right, Peter? Won't a guy help his friend get rid of the chopped body parts of that annoying cosplayer he just killed in the men's room?"

Tenime: "I bet on 100$ that the airport security will let you pass with all that cocaine just because you're dressed as Spider-Man."

"Hey Pete! Can you reach into the garbagecan for a sec... I have a surprise for you in there."


"MY CAWK!!!"

Tenime: "For your birthday, I present you - the hands of Joe Quesada, Stephen Wacker and J. Michael Straczynski!"

Tenime: "One of these bags has poisoned food. Choose wisely, my friend."
Pete: "My Spidey-Sense says the bag on the left is McDonalds, so I surmise that that is the poisoned food."
Tenime: "...damnit. You cheated."
Pete: "No, I could just smell the awful. That's my...my 'Spidey-Sense'."

Pete: You pooped in one these bags didn't you?
Tenime: *snickers*

Tenime: "What are you dressed as, pre-puberty Spider-Girl?!"

Chris: I brought us lunch! I made you a Spider-Ham sandwich
Peter and Chris laugh
Peter: ... I think I'll get take out.

Spider-Man wrote:Pete: You pooped in one these bags didn't you?
Tenime: *snickers*

My favorite so far!

Spider-Man wrote:

Tenime - I KNOOOO! the contents of these bags used to be IN ME!

Chris: I got us lunch!
Pete: Hey great!
Chris: Yeah, I beat up some little kids and stole their lunches.
Peter: *drops bag and walks away.*
Chris: WHAT?!

Tenime:"Did you see the ass on that girl?!?!
Pete :"Hey is that Portillo's? [/quote]

Hannibal king wrote:

Tenime:"Did you see the ass on that girl?!?!
Pete :"Hey is that Portillo's?

WIN!

Tenime: "See you laughing at my weight now, wall crawler!"
Peter: "Good god, Fisk, you're eating from the trash can now?!"

Pete: The bet was that you couldn't fill one cup in 5 minutes.
Tenime: Well when you have a picture of Knize's mom with you it's easy to fill up all 6
Pete: Oh man, one of them is leaking!
Tenime: Dude...a picture of Knize's mom..hello!!

Rath99 wrote:

Pete: The bet was that you couldn't fill one cup in 5 minutes.
Tenime: Well when you have a picture of Knize's mom with you it's easy to fill up all 6
Pete: Oh man, one of them is leaking!
Tenime: Dude...a picture of Knize's mom..hello!!

win! I bet Knize's mom has HUGE Juggs.

Tenime: Wow, I am starved (looks over at garbage can, looks up at Pete) HOLY AWESOMENESS!!!! FREE LUNCH!!!

Pete: It's like I always say, everyone gets one.

Pete: Spider-sense... tingling! 3 bags... one beverage. Throat... parched.
Chris: Whoopsie!

(._Y_.) wrote:
win! I bet Knize's mom has HUGE Juggs.

If she's anything like Knize, she does!



Sorry bud, I had to.

Mnemosis wrote:
If she's anything like Knize, she does!



Sorry bud, I had to.