Spidey's (and Friends) Fun Caption Thread

Kerouac: "Look, man, you should really get out of there before Mr. Campbell gets in here and ask for his table..."

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Kerouac: "I'm telling you - I am Michael Turner's lost nephew and his last request was that you'll draw a story I wrote."

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Campbell: "Yes, I will give an interview to CBR TV, Mister... Phegley, right? Where's your crew?"
Kerouac: "Oh, they'll be here in a second. Now where the fuck am I going to find a CBR logo...?"

Kerouac: "Ever watched Reaper? As you can see, Ray Wise I'm not."

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Kerouac: "Don't tell this to my partners, but I have full access to our moeny and am so willing to help you start Cliffhanger all over again."

Hahah, Jason looks scared shitless in that picture.

it really is a deer in headlights look isn't it

Dave: Man I am having so much fun here! Con, and sitting next to two beautiful ladies! How about some sugar Caitlin?
Caitlin: *quickly grabs her beer and drinks.*
Dave:...er, kay. Foxy?
Foxy: *quickly grabs her beer and drinks."
Dave: ............OH COME ON!!!!

^ Dave: "I see you ladies are puttin'em away. *sits* Just gonna get out my camera here in case things get, you know...interesting."

Spider-Man wrote:

Dave: Man I am having so much fun here! Con, and sitting next to two beautiful ladies! How about some sugar Caitlin?
Caitlin: *quickly grabs her beer and drinks.*
Dave:...er, kay. Foxy?
Foxy: *quickly grabs her beer and drinks."
Dave: ............OH COME ON!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

a follow up from petes one

Dave: The only thing that could make this moment worse is if that other scottish dave showed up...

scottish Dave: Howzitgaun big man!

Dave aw fuck me....

Tenmie: "So in issue #142, you could see Wolverine's claws come out, but not when he makes a fist..."
Dave: "Like this?"
Kwhack: "No NO..it was more like he was closing his fist, but the claws popped out sooner...."

Kristin: "Wish you boys would shut the fuck up already, no one gives a shit."

Chris: But what do you do if the guy's eyes are REALLY far apart?
Dave: Have you tried this?
Kerouac: Mmm... exactly what I was going to suggest

Kristin: This is stupid. Just kick him in the nuts and be done with it.

BlueMaxx wrote:
Jason: *Sets down briefcase.* "The crows murder at midnight."
Jeff: "...the fuck?"
Jason: "Listen, it's all there. Now just leave my family alone."

Spider-Man wrote:
Tenmie: "So in issue #142, you could see Wolverine's claws come out, but not when he makes a fist..."
Dave: "Like this?"
Kwhack: "No NO..it was more like he was closing his fist, but the claws popped out sooner...."

Kristin: "Wish you boys would shut the fuck up already, no one gives a shit."

LMFAO!!!

Reading yours, Pete, all I could think of was when Wolverine pops the outside two claws around someone's throat. Did it to Gambit during the fight against the Shadow King on Muir Island, and then to Sabertooth just before lobotomizing him.

Tenime: "She was totally into me."
Kwhack: "Chris, she's a Hooters waitress. They all act that way."
Dave: "Not to interject, but you guys know I rock, right?"
Tenime: "Pff...I'm gonna go try and get her number."
Kristin: (Inner-monologue)"...hellooo, JasoOon! This guy is propositioning me over here! And in a damned Hooters that I didn't want to go to, no less! Damnit, Jason, when we get back..."

HAHAHAHA!!!! The offscreen money is WIN!

Chris: "I'm telling you, man, no need for a girl in your life. Just look at how my hand is soft from all the lotion I use."
Dave: "Preach on, dude!"
Kristin: "Grrr..."

Off-Screen Guy: "5$ for paper towel?! Take it, you bastard..."

Chris: No seriously, It's great that you and Kristin are together. That's awesome, but there is no way in hell that she fell for you just because you kissed her.
Dave: Maybe he was rocking Little Mermaid style when he kissed da girl.
Jason: Chris, don't make me kiss you.
Kristin: Jason, you are too full of yourself. Chris there is no way that I....



Kristin: .......OH MY GAWD!!!
Chris: Okay, I'm a believer now, Kwhack can get any girl he wants with his kiss.
Dave: Rock on!
Kristin: ...all of you are fucken retards.

Ska's thinking: Worst...Three...Stooges...Routine...
ever!

Spider-Man wrote:

Chris: No seriously, It's great that you and Kristin are together. That's awesome, but there is no way in hell that she fell for you just because you kissed her.
Dave: Maybe he was rocking Little Mermaid style when he kissed da girl.
Jason: Chris, don't make me kiss you.
Kristin: Jason, you are too full of yourself. Chris there is no way that I....



Kristin: .......OH MY GAWD!!!
Chris: Okay, I'm a believer now, Kwhack can get any girl he wants with his kiss.
Dave: Rock on!
Kristin: ...all of you are fucken retards.

DOES he love me, I wanna know-o-o... how can I tell if he loves me so?

Tenime: So then I'll cup your balls like so...
K-Whack: Go on...
Dave: Your technique is so fucking metal, Chris.
Ska: (Where in the FUCK are my Chili Fries!?)

That's a 3 way kiss? Who's forehead is that?

"Dear Diary: JACKPOT."

MillionDollarGeek wrote:That's a 3 way kiss? Who's forehead is that?

Kristin's. As they part, her expression in another pic is just nothing but win.

It's that time again!



Daze: Look, Brett naked in the shower.


Love ya buddy!

Daisy: "Hey, have you already seen Chris and your boyfriend kissing?"

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Daisy: "This is why Brett calls himself 'Ronald Raygun'."

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Daisy: "Here's shining knight's drawing of you."

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Daisy: "Look! Even Hello Kitty isn't immune to Rule 34."

Daisy: "Here's that skin-rash I was talking about last week. It's cleared up now. ...you might wanna toilet paper the toilet seat and use a different bar of soap for a while, though."