Spidey's (and Friends) Fun Caption Thread

Tomer Soiker wrote:Tenime: "See you laughing at my weight now, wall crawler!"
Peter: "Good god, Fisk, you're eating from the trash can now?!"

Tenime: "Yep. I'm on a diet."
Peter: "Diet? It's garbage, man."
Tenime: "Exactly. Garbage is riddled with parasitic worms that keep me underweight."

Tenime: What would you say if I told you that you could get all of this for only $29.95?? But wait...before you say anything I'm gonna throw in this trash can absolutely
FREE!. That's a deal not even Spider-Man can turn down! Am I right...am I right??

Pete: Uh...er...well it's all very nice..but...

^

We need a new pic, Pete...or somebody.

I'll take the risk.

lmao. Great captions.

Hah! Wow, Tomer, you are a risk taker.

Tomer Soiker wrote:I'll take the risk.

"Oh...hey, didn't see you there. Uh. Just so you know, this was completely consensual."

BlueMaxx wrote:^

We need a new pic, Pete...or somebody.

Spider-Man wrote:[b]Here's how it works, each month I'll post a picture and it's up to you guys and gals to tell us... (does is best KWhack Impression)..."What's going on."

I guess I wasn't clear enough.

Oh well, happy to share.


Staying Alive Staying Alive. AH AH AH AH. Staying aaaalllliivvveeeeee!

If your cock gets stuck there is a quick release located in the facial area and can unlocked by pressing down on the nose like so.

Pure win, all of them.

Lewis Black is Sabertooth wrote:

If you encounter a person who was in a horrific accident and is missing the lower half of their body as well as their arms... hold their nose.... that will fix 'em right up.

I swear...if I put my mouth on this thing and I even think it tastes like someone put their dick in there I'm gonna kill everyone of you mother fuckers!

Tomer Soiker wrote:I'll take the risk.

Now, remember to take notes everyone! After slipping the roofie into your targets drink...

SONNY!!!!!!!!!

Yo Ladies...watch this tounge action.

Now, you'll all need to pay close attention.

I'm about to show you the 'meat spin'.

Did I tell you guys that I accidentally broke the manikin's neck? Don't ever get injured on my watch...

Tomer Soiker wrote:Did I tell you guys that I accidentally broke the manikin's neck? Don't ever get injured on my watch...

...whew, glad I got that off my chest, let's continue!

(Inspired by Mnem's caption.)

Tomer: "Is this a real CPR dummy? Because there's only half of it and..."
Instructor: "Of course it is, don't be fooled. It has Sony guts."
Tomer: "If you say so. Is this where I cut off the face and wear it like a mask?"
Instructor: "...what?"
Tomer: "The Office...the States version...nobody watches?"

Oh yeah, I was so tempted to make a joke related to The Office but was afraid no one is going to get it.

Jason: "So...what's going on. No wait, let's start over. I'm here with Jeff Scott, no wait, I can do better. Here we are at Wizard World Chicago, NO,I mean Chicago Comic Con..."
JSC: *thinks* It's like watching a car accident.

(._Y_.) wrote:
win! I bet Knize's mom has HUGE Juggs.

They're pretty nice.

Joshua wrote:

(._Y_.) wrote:
win! I bet Knize's mom has HUGE Juggs.

They're pretty nice.

PICS OR GTFO!!!! is What Knize always says and it applies in this situation.

Jason: *Sets down briefcase.* "The crows murder at midnight."
Jeff: "...the fuck?"
Jason: "Listen, it's all there. Now just leave my family alone."

My other job is a used car salesman

Jason: So...you just want me to walk up and start interviewing people? Like this guy here? ....ooookay.....