Things That Make You Go "AARRRGGGHHHH!!!"

Gyar....be the briney deep for ye.

Splitty wrote:----^ Cook some fish, something with garlic, Sauerkraut, liver, hide some old cheese on top the warm fridge, accidently leave some rubber in the oven, or feed everyone beans daily.




They may never visit again.

Someone rubbing the back of your sunburned neck.

And this: http://thedaily23.blogspot.com/2010/06/counterfeit-condom-crisis-in-nyc.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Hells Bells!

^ and little catfishes!

hehehehe

Man am I glad I don't live in New York.

Although really if you buy your condoms from a street vendor you should expect shoddy workmanship.

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:Man am I glad I don't live in New York.

Although really if you buy your condoms from a street vendor you should expect shoddy workmanship.

who would buy a condom from a street vendor thats a little stupid.

Well you know, you're in a rush. The closest walgreen's is like 3 blocks away. There's a shady looking Chinaman standing on the corner selling Trojans.

Who questions these types of things when you're risking blue balls?

Mind you when I say Chinaman I fully picture the Foo-Man-Choo and hat and red Kung-fu robe and all. It's hilarious in my head.

Why my mom insists on starting a fight with me, but somehow I end up the bad guy

Cause that's the way mom's think. You make them cry, you're the devil.... even if THEY start the fight.

awww

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:Cause that's the way mom's think. You make them cry, you're the devil.... even if THEY start the fight.

So true.

Everything.

I don't like being compared to my father.

I hate when I do things that remind me of my mother. Some face or saying that I associate with her.

Astro13Zombie wrote:Everything.

G_Zatara wrote:I don't like being compared to my father.

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:I hate when I do things that remind me of my mother. Some face or saying that I associate with her.

Whoa.

I hate being compared to other family members that are wholey different than me, but that's more of a pet peeve than hate. ...

I hate cleaning things. Cleaning sucks. Except my body. That feels...nice.

Friends that have turned into little emo kids on facebook just because their girlfriend dumped them. NEWSFLASH DUMBO! You've been chasing after other girls the entire time you were dating her. You should feel lucky that it took her this long to dump your ass.

Guess I'm a bit more mad about that than I thought I was.

Ughhh
Why do people insist on using stupid shit to do piercings at home?
Piercing needles aren't fucking expensive at all!
They're just causing a bunch of unnecessary pain.

And the shit always gets infected and they have to take it out anyway!

BlueMaxx wrote:

Seriously.

^ Everything suck lately for a reason?

When I need the internet to be busy because I'm bored, it takes a frickin' nap!

people

I saw a girl at the grocery yesterday that had a bar underneath the outer corner of her eye. Like it was a beauty mark.... what possesses someone to do something like that?

When ALL the bananas at the grocery store are green. Arrrrgggghhh!