WORST types of sex

Frisky Elderly People (Just picture it. Go on, I'll wait.)


Family Circle Jerks

The Golden Shower Girls ("Blanche, have another cup of Earl Grey tea...")

Clifford, the Biggest Red Anus in the World

Amish Hooker sex

Listing: The Best Glory Holes to Visit While On Vacation in Europe

Praying mantis sex (well it is bad for the male)

Archeologists with Necrophiliac Tendancies

Sex with Lepers (you never know when that 'special moment' is gonna' happen...)


...The logical procession being:

Sex with Leper Whores ("Hey! This isn't mine!")

Hentai sex....(you all know what I'm talking about....)

^ Yeah.

"Oh, gee. Lookit that. A tenticle tore off my panties & violated my every orifice again..."

I am assuming furry sex isn't cool either

Gorgon Sex (You better be good the first time, 'cuz that's all you get!)

Catherine the Great Sex (^ see above)

People With Phd's From Johns Hopkins Who Had to Get Them Laminated So They Don't Ruin Them When They Jerk Off While Admiring It sex


Pore-Clogging Fire Ants of the Serengeti sex

shining knight wrote:I am assuming furry sex isn't cool either

^ I would say it depends on the type of 'fur.'

brrr

slasher movie sex (you'll be dead ten minutes after doing the deed)

Venerable Hall of Justice sex: Super Heroes Past Now Their Prime, Wearing Underoos of Their Former Costumes Over Their Super-Depends When Not Bumpin' Uglies...

Topcat wrote:Gorgon Sex (You better be good the first time, 'cuz that's all you get!)

On the plus side, you won't be all droopy when it's over.

Topcat wrote:Archeologists with Necrophiliac Tendancies

Sex with Lepers (you never know when that 'special moment' is gonna' happen...)


...The logical procession being:

Sex with Leper Whores ("Hey! This isn't mine!")

Ewwwwwwwwww

Topcat wrote:Venerable Hall of Justice sex: Super Heroes Past Now Their Prime, Wearing Underoos of Their Former Costumes Over Their Super-Depends When Not Bumpin' Uglies...

(Pictures Mermaid Man doing Barnacle Boy)

I stayed the night at the neverland ranch sex.

Debaser77 wrote:

Topcat wrote:Venerable Hall of Justice sex: Super Heroes Past Now Their Prime, Wearing Underoos of Their Former Costumes Over Their Super-Depends When Not Bumpin' Uglies...

(Pictures Mermaid Man doing Barnacle Boy)

SOOOOOO wrong...but i can't stop laughing.

I thought you were a chick sex

One word: Clerks.

Lost a bet sex?

Lets go hoggin sex.

She said she was 19 sex

I-didn't-know-she-was-working-and-now-a-big-guy-named-Paco-wants-my-ass sex.

"She wouldn't let me finish in her mouth" sex.

You've-been-rubbing-your-ass-on-me-all-night-but-now-i've-had-too-many-crown-and-cokes-and-can't-get-it-up-almost-having-sex-sex.

Silent K will let you finish in his mouth sex...wait...should this go under best sex ever??

Silent K wrote:"She wouldn't let me finish in her mouth" sex.

That actually sounds awesome.

Joshua wrote:

Silent K wrote:"She wouldn't let me finish in her mouth" sex.

That actually sounds awesome.

What!?