WORST types of sex

I got my junk stuck in a jar of chocolate sauce during foreplay sex.

For the record yes it's happened to me, I shared the details on the Auful Show a lil over a year ago, so its something I'll never live down.

You said you were 19, but the next day I find out you're really 15 so now I'm technically a rapist, then a month later the next girl I sleep with turns out to be your half sister who really is 19 but now I feel awkward around both of you and don't know if you both know you shared me as a sexual partner sex.

This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

JRob wrote:I got my junk stuck in a jar of chocolate sauce during foreplay sex.

For the record yes it's happened to me, I shared the details on the Auful Show a lil over a year ago, so its something I'll never live down.

I remembered the story, but totally forgot that was you

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

That... That is horrendous.

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

Egads!

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

.............. ........

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

Damnit!!! How many times do I have to explain this!! It was dark...I was drunk..I mean...come on...let it go already. :x

Highly Intelligent Feces-Throwing Monkeys Who Discuss Life Of Excellent Emperor Hirohito While Fondling the Labia of Hygenically Superior But Anti-Social Corinthian Ponies sex

Janson wrote:You said you were 19, but the next day I find out you're really 15 so now I'm technically a rapist, then a month later the next girl I sleep with turns out to be your half sister who really is 19 but now I feel awkward around both of you and don't know if you both know you shared me as a sexual partner sex.

Shit just got REAL.

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

Oh my God.

Silent K wrote:

Janson wrote:You said you were 19, but the next day I find out you're really 15 so now I'm technically a rapist, then a month later the next girl I sleep with turns out to be your half sister who really is 19 but now I feel awkward around both of you and don't know if you both know you shared me as a sexual partner sex.

Shit just got REAL.

Indeed.

Silent K wrote:Like fucking a wet balloon animal.

^ Never heard it put quite like that before...

<grin>
Fuckin' AWESOME description, man!

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Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

That must have made for an awkward Christmas come the end of the year.
I mean, what kind of gifts do they GIVE eachother after that?

riv1 wrote:

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

That must have made for an awkward Christmas come the end of the year.
I mean, what kind of gifts do they GIVE eachother after that?

An abortion?

Hey, it was mistaken/probable drunk/sister-girlfriend/sex.

NO ONE said it was unsafe!

Joshua wrote:This reminds me of a story I once heard on talk radio.

A kid, I forgot if he was in high school or college, was at a party and walked into a bedroom and found his girlfriend fooling around with another girl. His girlfriend, while enjoying a rousing game of cunnilingus, instructed him to plow into the other end of the chick. Not being one to deprive anyone (but mostly himself) of pleasure, he obliged and started plowing into the other chick. What none of them realized, however, was that the girl that was going down on his girlfriend was in fact his sister.

Topcat wrote:Leeches: 'the perfect natural contraceptive' sex

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:huh

I need to take a shower after reading this post.

Lee wrote:

JRob wrote:I got my junk stuck in a jar of chocolate sauce during foreplay sex.

For the record yes it's happened to me, I shared the details on the Auful Show a lil over a year ago, so its something I'll never live down.

I remembered the story, but totally forgot that was you

Yeah needless to say, anything edible has not been given any consideration since

"She-screamed-out-her-brother's-name" sex

Esbat wrote:"She-screamed-out-her-brother's-name" sex

OHHHHHH!

Vagina dentata sex?

(I still need to see Teeth.)

BlueMaxx wrote:Vagina dentata sex?

(I still need to see Teeth.)

DO IT!....watch it now!

Debaser77 wrote:

Esbat wrote:"She-screamed-out-her-brother's-name" sex

OHHHHHH!

YOU-screamed-out-her-brother's-name" sex!

riv1 wrote:

Debaser77 wrote:

Esbat wrote:"She-screamed-out-her-brother's-name" sex

OHHHHHH!

YOU-screamed-out-her-brother's-name" sex!