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Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:39 pm
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Joshua wrote:Trading one warm spot for another? Sounds like bliss to me.
You're obviously not understanding my problem, here.
28 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:06 pm
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Since the suffix 'sex' was on there, I read it as BJ-turned-vaginal, rather than BJ-turned-Kleenex. My bad.
29 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:17 pm
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*on the nose*
30 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:45 pm
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Your-dad-just-walked-in-on-us sex?
(Almost happened. *Points thumb at face* Very close and, yes, limp inducing.)
(Almost happened. *Points thumb at face* Very close and, yes, limp inducing.)
31 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:57 pm
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I-think-your-little-brother-is-watching-in-the-closet-so-no-more-sex-sex.
By-the-way-I-have-herpes-sex.
By-the-way-I-have-herpes-sex.
32 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:04 pm
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Stephen Hawking doing Mother Theresa, yeah I went there...
33 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:52 pm
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I hate you. You know that, right?Topcat wrote:Frisky Elderly People (Just picture it. Go on, I'll wait.)
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34 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:59 pm
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"Don't move, don't move, doooooooon't....ah, shit!" sex
35 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:08 pm
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BlueMaxx wrote:Your-dad-just-walked-in-on-us sex?
(Almost happened. *Points thumb at face* Very close and, yes, limp inducing.)
My dad actually did walk in on me and a young lady once. "Dad, you remember Venessa....."
"Uh, Hi, Bird." (Yes, my dad's name is Bird.)
36 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:34 pm
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Oh man! That sucks...bad choice of...right. Was your ass pointed at him or was the arm of the couch obscuring...?
37 Re: WORST types of sex Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:32 pm
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I'm pretty sure he saw everything. Afterwards he was like, "Sorry, son. Next time tie a sock to the doorknob."
39 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:46 am
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I haven't used one of those in eight years. I can't even remember what it's like to have sex with one on.
40 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:55 am
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deadbolt85 wrote:I haven't used one of those in eight years. I can't even remember what it's like to have sex with one on.
Like fucking a wet balloon animal.
41 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:21 am
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Dammit-the-condom-broke sex.Joshua wrote:Dammit-I-hate-condoms sex.
42 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:27 am
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WHAT?--I didn't know I had any sisters-sex 
43 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:29 am
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WHAT?--I didn't know I had any sisters-sex
Just like jack of fables
course if my sisters were the page sisters....
(David page mentally scarring the wumb and pop since 2006)
44 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:46 am
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WTF is wrong with hoggin?hrdwrkngXsoldier wrote:Lets go hoggin sex.
45 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:00 am
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What's the difference between fucking a balloon and a balloon animal?Silent K wrote:deadbolt85 wrote:I haven't used one of those in eight years. I can't even remember what it's like to have sex with one on.
Like fucking a wet balloon animal.
46 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:13 am
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Joshua wrote:What's the difference between fucking a balloon and a balloon animal?Silent K wrote:deadbolt85 wrote:I haven't used one of those in eight years. I can't even remember what it's like to have sex with one on.
Like fucking a wet balloon animal.
Balloon animals have legs and parts, therefore ways to fuck it.
With a regular balloon...it would be like you're buttering a soccer ball.
47 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:41 am
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Silent K wrote:
With a regular balloon...it would be like you're buttering a soccer ball.
Classy.48 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:12 pm
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And....erotic.
49 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:02 pm
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buttering a soccer ball... I gotta write that one down LMAO
50 Re: WORST types of sex Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:13 pm
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Frikkin awesome!
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