There's This Girl..., Pt. 2

ChrisToPhenom wrote:
What? I think you read it wrong. I mentioned her as one of the only couple of people's names I know and how us two have been doing. We're friends. She's very cute and friendly but I don't like her like that. Some crazy sh-t happened at a party or something.

Ah, my mistake. Well, this time talk.

ChrisToPhenom wrote:Whoa! Shit, dudes-I don't want this thread to be dropped into The Blue Area of the Moon!

While we're being pretty big assholes, I don't think it's gotten dirty. Yet.

So I was elbow deep in this whore last night...

Joshua wrote:

Thundermatts wrote:stop inciting things and contribute. In fact, the day I see you contribute more than just sort of funny pictures you find on fatpita, is the day I swear off being an asshole and devote myself to god.

Personally I prefer the unnecessary "funny" pictures to the days when he would contribute horrendous walls of text.

Yes you do.

I wasn't trying to be insulting, I just didn't understand what point you were trying to make. Please don't tell me what I do or don't understand.

all you ever contribute are snarky remarks and poorly spelled putdowns.

Lulz for sure. I was just teasing him, but leave it to someone on this board to be offended by something. At least it wasn't Tenime for a change. ZING TEN! I couldn't resist. I like taking jabs. it's a sickness

And spelling is hard.

BlueMaxx wrote:

ChrisToPhenom wrote:
What? I think you read it wrong. I mentioned her as one of the only couple of people's names I know and how us two have been doing. We're friends. She's very cute and friendly but I don't like her like that. Some crazy sh-t happened at a party or something.

Ah, my mistake. Well, this time talk.

Wow, you admit your mistake than you tell me to do something I already was doing. Damn, everyone's cranky tonight!

Not cranky, just saying to talk with her. Not just about classes and junk.

no DO talk to her about your junk. in fact, may I suggest...






















whipping it out?

Thundermatts wrote:

Joshua wrote:

Thundermatts wrote:stop inciting things and contribute. In fact, the day I see you contribute more than just sort of funny pictures you find on fatpita, is the day I swear off being an asshole and devote myself to god.

Personally I prefer the unnecessary "funny" pictures to the days when he would contribute horrendous walls of text.

Yes you do.

I wasn't trying to be insulting, I just didn't understand what point you were trying to make. Please don't tell me what I do or don't understand.

all you ever contribute are snarky remarks and poorly spelled putdowns.

Lulz for sure. I was just teasing him, but leave it to someone on this board to be offended by something. At least it wasn't Tenime for a change. ZING TEN! I couldn't resist. I like taking jabs. it's a sickness

And spelling is hard.

I wasn't offended, just in serious mode (I look forward to the jokes about this). Y'all seemed headed for a shitstorm, so time to break out the mildy funny pictures. It's fairly common knowledge that the amount of text correlates to how angry I am.

Captain Obvious says: The downside to posting is that people cannot tell how sarcastic you are or hear your voice when saying things.

Thundermatts wrote:no DO talk to her about your junk. in fact, may I suggest...

whipping it out?

I heartily endorse this event and/or product.

Travis...can you post that macro I made? I don't have it handy.

BlueMaxx wrote:Not cranky, just saying to talk with her. Not just about classes and junk.

Yeah, well with this girl I'm going to invite her for a couple of Frosty Joe's at our college's coffee shop, "Jittery Joe's". Don't worry-she knows I'm funny so I already have the punchline ready.

Thundermatts wrote:no DO talk to her about your junk. in fact, may I suggest...

whipping it out?

What the hell, man? You're not helping anything! Edit your dirty posts before-

Silent K wrote:Travis...can you post that macro I made? I don't have it handy.

Arrrggghhh, he's here!

Wow, you start out with not one, but two Frosty Joes? I've been with my girl for over three years now and I'm still not aloud to try that on her.

Thundermatts wrote:Wow, you start out with not one, but two Frosty Joes? I've been with my girl for over three years now and I'm still not aloud to try that on her.

One Frosty Joe for each of us

Thundermatts wrote:Wow, you start out with not one, but two Frosty Joes? I've been with my girl for over three years now and I'm still not aloud to try that on her.

Yeah, but you're not funny.

Don't worry-she knows I'm funny

Ew.


And I'm pretty funny. In real life at least. Maybe it's cause I don't play guitar.

Alright. No more posts until 9AM EST Sun.

Silent K wrote:Travis...can you post that macro I made? I don't have it handy.

So, like I said before; Is a Frosty Joe as sexy as it sounds?

You should have her Frosty your Joe.

potatojoe wrote:You should have her Frosty your Joe.

That sounds like a recipe for Cock Hypothermia. No thanks.

Knize needs to be stopped.

Thundermatts wrote:Knize needs to be stopped.

Keep it up, Matt. Suspension is looming.