The Confessions Thread

I know someone started one of these back at the WUMB, but I figured here where there's far less censorship, it could be a little more fun.

So let's hear the horrible, dumb, or just plain strangest things you've ever done!


I'll start.

I have, on numerous occasions, styled my pubes. And I don't mean shaved. Like, I have actually used hair gel, and spiked my ball-fro. No one saw it, and no one knew, but god dammit I felt good knowing what I had done. Also, once I pick up some pomade, I'm totally giving the boys an upside down pompadour to match what's on my scalp.

I may save all the incriminating tidbits about my life until after Wizard World Chicago.

Joshua wrote:I may save all the incriminating tidbits about my life until after Wizard World Chicago.

I confess to posting naked.

On an unrelated topic, anyone want to confess an addiction to webcams?

I used to stare at RIV's ass for months.

I miss that ass but, i have to confess a real crush on Abby....!

Now I wait for RIV to turn around.

I went out to my shed yesterday, and unfortunately had to kill a big, fat, huge black widow spider that was making a break for the open door.

I had to smash it with a plastic tub, and then I felt really, really guilty because it took so long to die, even with it's butt guts squished out all over the place.

It just layed there and writhed and writhed for minutes, unable to get up. I felt so bad. I can only hope that it was just nerves twitching, and that insect brains (which we never even think about) are so miniscule that they can't even comprehend pain or live conciousness. (I wouldn't have felt so bad if it had died quicker).

I actually had terrible dreams last night about black widow spiders manevolantly taking over our house, and having to kill them (much like tiny fast moving zombies), and the dream clung with me all day. Maybe my subconcious making me believe it was okay to take another life.

WTF?! Seriously?



(btw, I do kill ants all the time though without much guilt)

The only good spider is a dead one!

shining knight wrote:The only good spider is a dead one!

I am referring of course to the hairy eight legged fuckers that crawl all over scotland at the moment

bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!

I hear she got a make over. Bettin' she looks hot now.

Not as hot as Joyce, tho'.



^ That kind of sex appeal just can't be faked. It's a gift from Venus herself.

Noooo foolin'.

I'm all for bugs of all type genocide. They scare me. I make Kristi kill em. while I hide.

Spidey_82 wrote:

Oh yeah. That's much better.

The worst rumor I heard was that she was offered to film a porn movie. If it's true, some people know no bounds.

.....oh dear god....

Spidey_82 wrote:The worst rumor I heard was that she was offered to film a porn movie. If it's true, some people know no bounds.

I'd watch it.

Yeah they made the same deal for Octomom.... Just imagine it Octomom and S. Boyle scene...

/I'd still watch it.

JRob wrote:Yeah they made the same deal for Octomom.... Just imagine it Octomom and S. Boyle scene...

/I'd still watch it.

That reminds me. I was gonna stop & pick up some sushi on the way home. Thanx, man!

I have pooped in urinals on multiple occasions.

I have also pooped on someone's lawn right next to my dog.

I pooped on a disposable plate on the side of my house and then flung the plate over the fence into the empty lot next door.

It was a birthday present to my ex. She also elected to yank out a handful of my pubes.