1) I lit a girl's hair on fire during a Pink Floyd concert.
This was years ago. I worked in a cd wholesale/distributor warehouse - we sold to all the little music stores in New England - and the label reps were always giving me tickets & promo stuff 'cuz I was 15 and the only girl there. Anyway, I got 5th row for their "Momentary Lapse of Reason" tour, and during the part of the show when they had the giant helium pig floating around over the audience, this girl in front of me (who was obviously on something) kept standing up, waving her arms, & shouting "PIGGY-PIGGY-PIGGY!" in this really screechy voice. It was annoying as shit, plus, when she stood up I couldn't see the show. First I yelled "Sit DOWN" a coupla' times - no avail. Then I grabbed her by the shoulders & bodily slammed her back down into her seat... she didn't even turn around. I don't think she even noticed. So finally, I used a lighter to set her hair on fire. She had long blonde hair [initially], and it just went "FWOOM!" Suddenly it was much shorter & darker. Didn't stay burning, thank God, but it was DEFINITELY a mess.
The kicker? She STILL didn't turn around -- she wasn't even aware it had happened! For the rest of the show I waited for an altercation that never came. She must've been on something mighty powerful...
I was a mean bitch back then, and altho' I wouldn't do the same thing in the same situation today, a part of me will always wonder what she thot' of her new 'do the next day, tho...
2) I fell off the catwalk during a fashion show in London.
From my late teens thru' early twenties, I was an editorial fashion model. I had contracts with Elite in NY and IMG in London, and tho' most of my work was print I did occasionally do some fashion shows.
Anyway, at this one show I was to wear these awful shoes; basically they were a 4" wooden base in the shape of a foot, with eyelets all around the top edge, & long green ribbons which were to wind up the calf & tie below the knee, holding the shoes in place...
Yeah, right.
I knew they would be a problem - even practiced wearing them for three days before the show, but still - I went down. As I was walking I could feel the ribbon slipping down my right leg (it had been tied off tightly just below the knee & criss-crossed down to the wooden base) & knew I was gonna lose it... which I did.
I landed on my ass, nearly toppled off the platform entirely but thankfully it was just one leg hanging over the edge. It hurt like hell -- my right ankle has been broken several times & has always been weak -- but I did my best to open my arms with a flourish and a smile ("TADA!"). Then I untied both shoes, got up slowly, draped them over my shoulder by the ribbons, & walked [limped] offstage with what I hoped was a believable panache.
It was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and tho' I can laugh at it now, I was horrified when it happened. Plus, I had re-fractured my ankle & had to wear a cast after that, which lost me some work. Even after the cast came off, I had to work that leg to get my muscle tone back & equal to the left calf again. That goddamn pair of shoes was the absolute worst piece of attire I have ever worn in my entire life.
This was years ago. I worked in a cd wholesale/distributor warehouse - we sold to all the little music stores in New England - and the label reps were always giving me tickets & promo stuff 'cuz I was 15 and the only girl there. Anyway, I got 5th row for their "Momentary Lapse of Reason" tour, and during the part of the show when they had the giant helium pig floating around over the audience, this girl in front of me (who was obviously on something) kept standing up, waving her arms, & shouting "PIGGY-PIGGY-PIGGY!" in this really screechy voice. It was annoying as shit, plus, when she stood up I couldn't see the show. First I yelled "Sit DOWN" a coupla' times - no avail. Then I grabbed her by the shoulders & bodily slammed her back down into her seat... she didn't even turn around. I don't think she even noticed. So finally, I used a lighter to set her hair on fire. She had long blonde hair [initially], and it just went "FWOOM!" Suddenly it was much shorter & darker. Didn't stay burning, thank God, but it was DEFINITELY a mess.
The kicker? She STILL didn't turn around -- she wasn't even aware it had happened! For the rest of the show I waited for an altercation that never came. She must've been on something mighty powerful...
I was a mean bitch back then, and altho' I wouldn't do the same thing in the same situation today, a part of me will always wonder what she thot' of her new 'do the next day, tho...
2) I fell off the catwalk during a fashion show in London.
From my late teens thru' early twenties, I was an editorial fashion model. I had contracts with Elite in NY and IMG in London, and tho' most of my work was print I did occasionally do some fashion shows.
Anyway, at this one show I was to wear these awful shoes; basically they were a 4" wooden base in the shape of a foot, with eyelets all around the top edge, & long green ribbons which were to wind up the calf & tie below the knee, holding the shoes in place...
Yeah, right.
I knew they would be a problem - even practiced wearing them for three days before the show, but still - I went down. As I was walking I could feel the ribbon slipping down my right leg (it had been tied off tightly just below the knee & criss-crossed down to the wooden base) & knew I was gonna lose it... which I did.
I landed on my ass, nearly toppled off the platform entirely but thankfully it was just one leg hanging over the edge. It hurt like hell -- my right ankle has been broken several times & has always been weak -- but I did my best to open my arms with a flourish and a smile ("TADA!"). Then I untied both shoes, got up slowly, draped them over my shoulder by the ribbons, & walked [limped] offstage with what I hoped was a believable panache.
It was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and tho' I can laugh at it now, I was horrified when it happened. Plus, I had re-fractured my ankle & had to wear a cast after that, which lost me some work. Even after the cast came off, I had to work that leg to get my muscle tone back & equal to the left calf again. That goddamn pair of shoes was the absolute worst piece of attire I have ever worn in my entire life.