I Want To Live in a World Where...

A Jewish guy wishes for a Catholic leader from an Anglican nation...

I LIKE IT!!

I don't care what he is, as long as it's fuckin' Alan Rickman!

Heytherejeffro wrote:

kidspider2099 wrote:...............i get paid to doing all day but watch tv and play video games

...............God Show he does exist proving all the doubters wrong

If that world existed, you'd be in a lot of trouble...

not really seeing how i do belive in him.

kidspider2099 wrote:

Heytherejeffro wrote:

kidspider2099 wrote:...............i get paid to doing all day but watch tv and play video games

...............God Show he does exist proving all the doubters wrong

If that world existed, you'd be in a lot of trouble...

not really seeing how i do belive in him.

"Slothfulness casts into a deep sleep, and an idle person will suffer hunger."
-Proverbs19:15

An a thiest quoting the bible?

"What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient. ~Bodie Thoene, Warsaw Requiem"

I teach about the 5 major religions, obviously including Christianity.

I was just saying a World in which God revealed Himself while one is doing nothing but watching TV and playing video games might be...not the result one might be expecting.

Unless that mofo plopped on the couch with you, started gnoshing on your chips and asked for the seond remote!

Spaced4SimonPegg wrote:....where stress doesn't exist
....new comics are delivered to my house every Tuesday
....where Simon Pegg, Zoe Bell and Michelle Rodiguez are my neighbors
....all food was fat free

love these

.....where I am Catwoman :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait..

...pets have the same life expectancy as humans and you didn't have to worry about them till they really were in their 70s or 80s.

Heytherejeffro wrote:I teach about the 5 major religions, obviously including Christianity.

I was just saying a World in which God revealed Himself while one is doing nothing but watching TV and playing video games might be...not the result one might be expecting.

Eh, if he's Christian, he just has to say "my bad" and mean it and atone. No harm no foul. Now if he worships the Old Testament God.....Pillar of Salt, table 1.

Gojiratoho wrote:...pets had the same life expectancy has humans and you didn't have to worry about them till they really were in their 70s or 80s.

Heytherejeffro wrote:I teach about the 5 major religions, obviously including Christianity.

I was just saying a World in which God revealed Himself while one is doing nothing but watching TV and playing video games might be...not the result one might be expecting.

Eh, if he's Christian, he just has to say "my bad" and mean it and atone. No harm no foul. Now if he worships the Old Testament God.....Pillar of Salt, table 1.

I was under the assumption that the mortal sins were a higher hurdle than your average venial sin.

Old Testament God was bad ass. None of this "I have a hippie son" business. Old Testament God will send she-bears to maul your ass if someone curses you out in His name.

That being said:
...where she-bears will maul people if I curse them out in the name of God.

...Sex Bob-omb is triple-platinum and I have two tickets to the next concert.

...marionette plays are as popular as sporting events and John Cusack is a world renowned puppeteer instead of an actor.

...I had a talking monkey minion with the power of intangibility and he only stole money and candy from babies.
(No mugging. I do not condone monkey on infant violence.)

Heytherejeffro wrote:That being said:
...where she-bears will maul people if I curse them out in the name of God.

Azrael's jeans were just creamed.

2 Kings 2:24: "And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name ofthe LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tareforty and two children of them."

FUCK YOU, CHILDREN!

Heytherejeffro wrote:That being said:
...where she-bears will maul people if I curse them out in the name of God.

That would be so awesome!

*looks around office as he types*

...where I am allowed to kill people who piss me off and serve them up for lunch. or maybe brunch with a nice chardonnay. hellllllllllllo Clarice!!! *slurping noises*

Heytherejeffro wrote:I was under the assumption that the mortal sins were a higher hurdle than your average venial sin.

Mortal sin and venial sin are constructs of the Catholic church. There is only sin, and all fall short of the glory of God as a result. I've read the Bible, and no one sin is given a bigger punishment than another, from what I remember. Pretty much all sin is judged as death-worthy unless ritually pardoned by a priest or washed clean in Christ's blood.


Having said that...I want to live in a world where


-- People can have reasonable debate about subjects they disagree on without it degenerating into name-calling, slander, or the end of a friendship.

-- Everyone was in perfect health, beautiful, and in possession of a fluid and open sexuality.

-- Nathan Fillion was my neighbor and was romantically interested in me.

-- I knew my biological father.

-- Teeth didn't decay or fall out.

-- Super-heroes existed, and people had the comic book ability to survive massive trauma and explosions with minor injuries.

-- Extreme poverty and gluttonous wealth didn't exist.

superdoug wrote:

Heytherejeffro wrote:I was under the assumption that the mortal sins were a higher hurdle than your average venial sin.

Mortal sin and venial sin are constructs of the Catholic church. There is only sin, and all fall short of the glory of God as a result. I've read the Bible, and no one sin is given a bigger punishment than another, from what I remember. Pretty much all sin is judged as death-worthy unless ritually pardoned by a priest or washed clean in Christ's blood.


Having said that...I want to live in a world where


-- People can have reasonable debate about subjects they disagree on without it degenerating into name-calling, slander, or the end of a friendship...

Whatever, dickhead.

superdoug wrote:
-- Everyone was in perfect health, beautiful, and in possession of a fluid and open sexuality.

What are you, some kinda icthiosexual? A regular Troy McClure?

Seriously, this line made me think of the quote "I never drink water....fish fuck in it!"

Gojiratoho wrote:

superdoug wrote:
-- Everyone was in perfect health, beautiful, and in possession of a fluid and open sexuality.

What are you, some kinda icthiosexual? A regular Troy McClure?

Seriously, this line made me think of the quote "I never drink water....fish fuck in it!"

Nah...I just want to live in a world where if I see a beautiful man on the bus, I can approach him with little fear of having my teeth knocked down my throat.

-where I have control of my temper, instead of my temper controlling me
- where plus sized models are more popular and glamorous
- where Space Marines is an actual part of the Armed Forces
-where people poo from their mouths, just like South Park.

supervenom wrote:
-where people poo from their mouths, just like South Park.

Figurative's already bad enough, don't know if I can take literal.

...people don't poo out of their mouths.

Heytherejeffro wrote:2 Kings 2:24: "And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name ofthe LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tareforty and two children of them."

FUCK YOU, CHILDREN!

they were actually mocking baldness. so don't mess with balding people.