And it's going to be the most extreme fucking restaurant ever.
You'll kill your own dinner. You order a steak? You pick a cow, and we give you a set of brass knuckles and throw you in the pen.
Also, for breakfast we'll have the breakFIST special, wherein a large, angry man comes out of the kitchen with an omelet wrapped around his fist and he pounds the shit out of your face until it's gone.
The lunch special, the knuckle sandwich, is essentially the same concept, but with a sandwich instead of an omelet.
You'll kill your own dinner. You order a steak? You pick a cow, and we give you a set of brass knuckles and throw you in the pen.
Also, for breakfast we'll have the breakFIST special, wherein a large, angry man comes out of the kitchen with an omelet wrapped around his fist and he pounds the shit out of your face until it's gone.
The lunch special, the knuckle sandwich, is essentially the same concept, but with a sandwich instead of an omelet.