Worst Films of the Decade

I'll let you decide

oh my god where to start theres been so many....

The grinch who stole christmas

the cell

dude wheres my car

anything that goes by the name of (insert genre) movie....

hmmmm...

Lady in the Water probably wins for me. But other movies I hate


Mystic River (really, anything from this decade Clint Eastwood has directed. I hate him. I don't get how he's fooled people into thinking he is good. But he's not. He directs with the finesse and keen eye of a blind man. GO fuck yourself Eastwood)

Hulk

The Village

those are the ones that stick out to me as just really really bad. So much so that I could never watch them again. I tend not to hate hate hate films a lot, because I'm always appreciative of the time and work that's put into any film, whether it be an indie darling or a blockbuster remake.

CUBE....hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.

The New World

those right off the top of my head

The Strangers... total weaksauce

Time Consumer wrote:The Strangers... total weaksauce

Really? Compared to the French film it's based on, it was much creepier and more frightening.

shining knight wrote:oh my god where to start theres been so many....

dude wheres my car

While I admit that it's not the most cerebral of storylines, I thought DWMC was actually pretty funny. I just watched it again after a five-year hiatus, and found it to be just as much fun as I remembered. Yes, it's stupid and heavy on the pot humor, but I sort of thought that was the point of it. Kind of like Bill & Ted, without the same level of heart.

But, to each his own, I suppose.


And here's my list:

Meat Train (hard to follow, and not rewarding in any way)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (just shameful)
There Will Be Blood (There will be boring!)
Mama Mia! (I know! I'm just as shocked as you, but this in no way needed to be made into a movie.)

superdoug wrote:

Time Consumer wrote:The Strangers... total weaksauce

Really? Compared to the French film it's based on, it was much creepier and more frightening.

i guess it was okay, but the ending just didn't do it for me...

I've seen a lot of mediocre films this decade, but I've pretty much stayed away from the ones that were truly terrible. The only really bad one I can come up with is Nic Cage's Wicker Man remake, but that movie's just good times, so I can't really list that one.

shining knight wrote:
The grinch who stole christmas

am i the only one who likes that film?

superdoug wrote:

Time Consumer wrote:The Strangers... total weaksauce

Really? Compared to the French film it's based on, it was much creepier and more frightening.

are you reffering to the french film 'Them' cos i actually prefer that movie

Ultraviolet

For me, it is not only the worst movie of the decade, but the worst movie I've ever seen.

^ Ultraviolet was pretty bad.

I think some of you are naming films that aren't in this decade.

I'll throw in Gigli and Twilight. Yes...I've sadly seen most of Gigli. And I just recently was forced to watch Twilight. Terrible, terrible films. Some seem to be naming films out of the sake of disliking, instead of the ones that deserve trophies for their awfulness.

Oh, and throw in Push. I can't believe it made it to theatres. The film's story contradicted itself twice in obvious ways to where the story is irrelevent. Acting seemed like reading. Also, it didn't even have an ending. Wasn't even really a to-be-continued type of ending. Just ended. The goal of the movie, the case, wasn't even fully revealed. Just awful.

well technically this decade is 1998-present....

House of the Dead
White Chicks
Date Movie

Anything Thundermatts loved this decade must have been really bad.

Spidey_82 wrote:Anything Thundermatts loved this decade must have been really bad.

ohhhhh snap!

Worst comic book movie of the decade: Catwoman. To call it a comic book movie would be a bit generous though.

LXG was worse....much worse

shining knight wrote:LXG was worse....much worse

I agree. Considering the disrespect to the source material, it became a parody of itself.

absolutely

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

^ Had to double check. Ya, I didn't care for it. I wouldn't say it was completely awful, but quite possibly Burton's worst. I disliked it more than Planet of the Apes, which I hated the original stuff, even.

Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory gets the gold.

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Superman Returns? Have we said that one yet?

ohhh planet of the apes....

I still don't get that ending was he in the future of the world he landed on?