The "Astro has a Porn Star Cock" Thread

Thundermatts wrote:Sorry

For what?

Lord PaulVincent wrote:I wish I was a popular girl!

Haha, now for just 5 low payments of $59.99 you can be!

Thundermatts wrote:The Fuck? Who the fuck is Jess Jupiter? I never get my own threads.

See, now this was worth Jess getting his own personal welcome mat put on his doorstep

Welcome, how come you and Kearstin are stalk..er I mean following me on my all message boards. First the Wumb and now my beloved PoP!?

Alright, but be careful, this place can be a little rough.

Haha, Pete, I was invited here by unnamed parties! I'm not stalking you, just Kearstin is!

JessJupiter wrote:Haha, Pete, I was invited here by unnamed parties! I'm not stalking you, just Kearstin is!

ssssssshhhhhhiiiiiiitttttttt........

Oh good fucking god, it begins.

Welcome, and just remember if you should feel extra chatty, PoP has a CHATROOM http://panelsonpages.com/?page_id=8480 which is handy for excessive verbal exchange.

Also, kindly PLEASE keep the talks of "bewbs', private parts, and such related whorish fare to a few specific threads, as some of us do not appreciate seeing that generic-found everywhere-smut talk in every thread.

k'thanks, and happy posting!

Splitty wrote:
Also, kindly PLEASE keep the talks of "bewbs', private parts, and such related whorish fare to a few specific threads, as some of us do not appreciate seeing that generic-found everywhere-smut talk in every thread.

Good luck with that.

superdoug wrote:

Splitty wrote:
Also, kindly PLEASE keep the talks of "bewbs', private parts, and such related whorish fare to a few specific threads, as some of us do not appreciate seeing that generic-found everywhere-smut talk in every thread.

Good luck with that.

Agreed. Lighten up, dude! I'll keep my 'whorish fare' restricted, JUST for you, Splitty!

Splitty wrote:Oh good fucking god, it begins.

Welcome, and just remember if you should feel extra chatty, PoP has a CHATROOM http://panelsonpages.com/?page_id=8480 which is handy for excessive verbal exchange.

Also, kindly PLEASE keep the talks of "bewbs', private parts, and such related whorish fare to a few specific threads, as some of us do not appreciate seeing that generic-found everywhere-smut talk in every thread.

k'thanks, and happy posting!

You're so much more diplomatic than I could ever be.

Spider-Man wrote:Welcome, how come you and Kearstin are stalk..er I mean following me on my all message boards. First the Wumb and now my beloved PoP!?

JessJupiter wrote:Haha, Pete, I was invited here by unnamed parties! I'm not stalking you, just Kearstin is!

It was me.

Splitty wrote:Oh good fucking god, it begins.

Welcome, and just remember if you should feel extra chatty, PoP has a CHATROOM http://panelsonpages.com/?page_id=8480 which is handy for excessive verbal exchange.

Also, kindly PLEASE keep the talks of "bewbs', private parts, and such related whorish fare to a few specific threads, as some of us do not appreciate seeing that generic-found everywhere-smut talk in every thread.

k'thanks, and happy posting!

Splitty with tha venom! YEEEOWCH!

I'm sure we can all play in the same sandbox without too many cat turds.

Silent K wrote:
I'm sure we can all play in the same sandbox without too many cat turds.

Assuming it doesn't turn into WUMB 2.0 hahaha

Joshua wrote:

Silent K wrote:
I'm sure we can all play in the same sandbox without too many cat turds.

Assuming it doesn't turn into WUMB 2.0 hahaha

You guys worry too much. While a few of us on here are woefully undersexed, it will never get to the point of the current WUMB. On PoP!, we know how to respect the ladies (and often times, knock'em down a few pegs)

You boys should cherish the ladies you got, while you still got em!

Joshua wrote: You're so much more diplomatic than I could ever be.

Oh believe me, I toned it down a bit.
In fact, I'll probably really wish later that I didn't post what I'm posing below now....

Silent K wrote: Splitty with tha venom! YEEEOWCH!

I'm sure we can all play in the same sandbox without too many cat turds.

I wasn't going get into it, but now looks like I gotta. It's not so much the 'dirty' talk, because the 'R' stuff here before has been hilarious, with 'adults' being humorously naughty, a good balance in my opinion. It's the quality AND more important quantity of the posts right now on WUMB that I'm worried about coming here. It's like a grade schoolers texting in the girls bathroom, or acting as if it's a continuous chat room, slathered in almost every thread (in the hang-out places). Alot of guys don't care or even notice, because as long as a woman involves them in a conversation with naughty bits, they're good to go. But to the rest of us it is lesser quality conversation and generic stuff found everywhere. I really hope more for this board, which has been a pretty special place so far, and I hope that two boards aren't ruined because of it.

I come on here to visit with unique people, and talk about unique passions that's hard to find elsewhere to discuss (which I WAS starting to enjoy again ). But I'm just giving a heads up that if I start coming here, and in every fucking thread I see the
haha
haha tee hee OMG haha
*posts suggestive pic of self*
blahblah <3 haha penis vagina haha
*posts scrunchy face pic*
haha blahblah I have boobs haha
haha :X
conversation (covering up the good topics), I'll speak up LOUDLY before I bail.
Right after I gouge my eyes out with a hot poker, because I don't need to see that in my head space every fucking day.

Thundermatts wrote:I never get my own threads.

Give me a hug.

Splitty wrote: I wasn't going get into it, but now looks like I gotta. It's not so much the 'dirty' talk, because the 'R' stuff here before has been hilarious, with 'adults' being humorously naughty, a good balance in my opinion. It's the quality AND more important quantity of the posts right now on WUMB that I'm worried about coming here. It's like a grade schoolers texting in the girls bathroom, or acting as if it's a continuous chat room, slathered in almost every thread (in the hang-out places). Alot of guys don't care or even notice, because as long as a woman involves them in a conversation with naughty bits, they're good to go. But to the rest of us it is lesser quality conversation and generic stuff found everywhere. I really hope more for this board, which has been a pretty special place so far, and I hope that two boards aren't ruined because of it.

I come on here to visit with unique people, and talk about unique passions that's hard to find elsewhere to discuss (which I WAS starting to enjoy again ). But I'm just giving a heads up that if I start coming here, and in every fucking thread I see the
haha
haha tee hee OMG haha
*posts suggestive pic of self*
blahblah <3 haha penis vagina haha
*posts scrunchy face pic*
haha blahblah I have boobs haha
haha :X
conversation (covering up the good topics), I'll speak up LOUDLY before I bail.
Right after I gouge my eyes out with a hot poker, because I don't need to see that in my head space every fucking day.

Nice.

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Splitty wrote:

Joshua wrote: You're so much more diplomatic than I could ever be.

Oh believe me, I toned it down a bit.
In fact, I'll probably really wish later that I didn't post what I'm posing below now....

I wasn't going get into it, but now looks like I gotta. It's not so much the 'dirty' talk, because the 'R' stuff here before has been hilarious, with 'adults' being humorously naughty, a good balance in my opinion. It's the quality AND more important quantity of the posts right now on WUMB that I'm worried about coming here. It's like a grade schoolers texting in the girls bathroom, or acting as if it's a continuous chat room, slathered in almost every thread (in the hang-out places). Alot of guys don't care or even notice, because as long as a woman involves them in a conversation with naughty bits, they're good to go. But to the rest of us it is lesser quality conversation and generic stuff found everywhere. I really hope more for this board, which has been a pretty special place so far, and I hope that two boards aren't ruined because of it.

I come on here to visit with unique people, and talk about unique passions that's hard to find elsewhere to discuss (which I WAS starting to enjoy again ). But I'm just giving a heads up that if I start coming here, and in every fucking thread I see the
haha
haha tee hee OMG haha
*posts suggestive pic of self*
blahblah <3 haha penis vagina haha
*posts scrunchy face pic*
haha blahblah I have boobs haha
haha :X
conversation (covering up the good topics), I'll speak up LOUDLY before I bail.
Right after I gouge my eyes out with a hot poker, because I don't need to see that in my head space every fucking day.

So basically you have a problem with one of my female counter parts on WUMB? I admit that I've done those exact things every now and again on there because, that's what I'm used to on WUMB, but at the same time, I do have more to offer than just "scrunchy face pics" and "<3 haha penis vagina."

I'll do my best to keep it awesome for you, Splitty. :P

I am entirely with Splitty on this.

Joshua wrote:I am entirely with Splitty on this.

WELCOME, JESSJUPITER!

Haha, what a great way to start my day!

I agree, that with forums, its great to have actual CONTENT being talked about, but at the same time, that's what the chatty threads are for. Dorky talk. I can see, and have been annoyed also, with the behavior of some people on WUMB, but at the same time, its their prerogative.

Like I said, I'll try my hardest not to be "that girl" for you guys here on PoP!

JessJupiter wrote:Haha, what a great way to start my day!

I agree, that with forums, its great to have actual CONTENT being talked about, but at the same time, that's what the chatty threads are for. Dorky talk. I can see, and have been annoyed also, with the behavior of some people on WUMB, but at the same time, its their prerogative.

Like I said, I'll try my hardest not to be "that girl" for you guys here on PoP!

Was I one of those ones that annoyed you? you can be honest :huh

krpykrwlySaysSuckMyCock wrote:

Joshua wrote:I am entirely with Splitty on this.

WELCOME, JESSJUPITER!

One thing you can always say about me is that I'll never blow smoke up someone's ass. Sure, some people may think I'm a bit hard on people, but if you get into my good graces you know it's genuine.

Joshua wrote:


One thing you can always say about me is that I'll never blow smoke up someone's ass. Sure, some people may think I'm a bit hard on people, but if you get into my good graces you know it's genuine.

Nah, it's cool! I love straight shooters like you and Splitty.

But, for real, you guys are cock-blocking Astro.

Sci-Fi wrote:

Lord PaulVincent wrote:I wish I was a popular girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3IY_Tp4Izs

Man! I thought this was going to be a link to that "Popular Girl" girl song in Teen Witch.

Tripper McGee wrote:
Man! I thought this was going to be a link to that "Popular Girl" girl song in Teen Witch.

I just watched that movie the other day! Great scene!