The "Astro has a Porn Star Cock" Thread

BlueMaxx wrote:^ No it isn't. Nobody hates you. ...I don't think.

Dude... he never said anything about anybody hating him, he was just commenting on the epic derailment of his thread and the failure inherent in starting a thread to welcome someone and having it turn into a hate fest.

Bottom line, there was no precedent for "welcome threads" and Astro started one for someone that not everyone here likes (apparently) which has caused it to go haywire. There's no way, Astro, that you could've anticipated this. Or maybe there is. Either way, your dick heart was in the right place, and for that, I applaud you.




Oh, wait, I mean

^ Heh. I'm half-kidding. Everyone seems so touchy.

Just so you know, I hate you all.

Spidey_82 wrote:Just so you know, I hate you all.

Honestly, it wasn't until Kerouac's Tension thread that I even knew anyone's shit was out of whack. I thought everyone was mostly joking around and taking everything in stride. You people take the internet way too seriously.

Nobody complained about anything. I just don't want it to get there.

WHAT THE!?

wasn't me.

*closes trench coat and leaves thread*

I'm confused why two people having mild tensions is enough to get everyone out of whack? I honestly wasn't that bothered by things until it all blew out of proportion....And I'm not even really all that sure who it is exactly that people are disliking.....

I like pie.

Mnemosis wrote:WHAT THE!?

FroZen wrote:wasn't me.

*closes trench coat and leaves thread*

:huh Weird PM?

JessJupiter wrote:
I like pie.

That's the best pie ever! I forget what it is called. Is some kind of mousse pie? I've had it once or twice. It gewd.

Its called "French Silk" pie out by me. Its THE BEST. Every year for Christmas we get 4 of them and dig in.

^ That was the first time I had it, too. It's so delicious. It looks really thick but it is really light. Like Jello or something.

I have no idea how to describe it aside from "HERETRYTHISITSAMAZINGIFYOURMOUTHDOESNTHAVEAFOODGASMTHERESSOMETHINGWRONGWITHYOU."

^ You made me squint, but that pretty funny.

FIrst off, Astro you need to STOP apologizing! You did nothing wrong, in fact you were being sweet.

JessJupiter wrote:I'm confused why two people having mild tensions is enough to get everyone out of whack? I honestly wasn't that bothered by things until it all blew out of proportion....And I'm not even really all that sure who it is exactly that people are disliking.....

I like pie.

------^I agree with that. I never said I didn't like Jess. I lost my temper and voiced my fears of losing another message board, where I should have bit my fucking tongue and not voiced my opinion at all.
There's not a grudge-fest, I don't dislike Jess, her posts have been ok so far, and I thought we were just having mild tensions too. Well, as mild as angry cats get.
Pie is fucking awesome.

And Astro, stop apologizing.

Haha, when I saw Splitty's post all I saw was the pie and "I agree with that". My first thought was "WELL WHY AREN'T WE BEST FRIENDS THEN!?" Haha

HA! Pie, it unites the masses.

omg, I totally want to eat that fucking pie.

Splitty wrote:HA! Pie, it unites the masses.

omg, I totally want to eat that fucking pie.

I know! I need to stop coming to this thread! Its just going to drive me to Baker's Square!

French silk? Really? ::shrugs:: Rhubarb for me please.

What the fuck?

I can't leave you kids alone for just a few hours?!

krpykrwly wrote:

But, for real, you guys are cock-blocking Astro.

That's not what this was about






Dick

JessJupiter wrote:
I know! I need to stop coming to this thread! Its just going to drive me to Baker's Square!

Another example of how the best memories from my childhood in suburban Chicago revolve around food.

Splitty wrote:Oh good fucking god, it begins.

Welcome, and just remember if you should feel extra chatty, PoP has a CHATROOM http://panelsonpages.com/?page_id=8480 which is handy for excessive verbal exchange.

Also, kindly PLEASE keep the talks of "bewbs', private parts, and such related whorish fare to a few specific threads, as some of us do not appreciate seeing that generic-found everywhere-smut talk in every thread.

k'thanks, and happy posting!

There shall be one cosplay thread for such tomfoolery and one cosplay thread only. And the number of cosplay threads shall be one. I counted SEVEN threads on WUMB with the word "cosplay" in the title, geebus christ. There's only so much you can say about it. X_X