2010 NHL Playoffs Thread

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:We just reply with image macros because we figure that's what you Canuckleheads understand best. Ohh, Matt, what are we going to do when the playoffs are over? We might actually end up friends! eep!

It's a frighting thought!

Someone forgot to tell the Sharks it's the postseason. Must be the same person who forgot to tell the officials to call a fair game. Watching the Red Wings get beat like this is painful.

Also, am I the only one who wants to see the Habs troll Shitsburgh the Penguins?

*cough cough* Boston's 3-0 *cough cough*

The Nucks stank it up last night but good. Where are the Sedin's? Someone file a missing persons report.

The Canucks are playing the most gentlemanly hockey right now, hitting merely to bother, and treating Niemi with princely respect.

The Hawks are playing meat-and-potatoes hockey, hitting to injure, and treating Luongo with pauperly impunity.

Guess which style is always going to win out in the playoffs?

Paroxysm wrote:The Canucks are playing the most gentlemanly hockey right now, hitting merely to bother, and treating Niemi with princely respect.

The Hawks are playing meat-and-potatoes hockey, hitting to injure, and treating Luongo with pauperly impunity.

Guess which style is always going to win out in the playoffs?

Spoken just like a Habs, er...'Nucks fan.

The Canucks were playing just as rough, you're just butthurt. I'm sure I'd be saying the same things though if my team was behind in the series. Still though, throwing trash on home ice? Not gentlemanly.

Friday will be a very big game all around. I'm pretty sure at this point Serious Mustache's only real plan of attack is "CRASH THE NET." But if it wins, it wins. It doesn't have to be pretty to count.

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:

Paroxysm wrote:The Canucks are playing the most gentlemanly hockey right now, hitting merely to bother, and treating Niemi with princely respect.

The Hawks are playing meat-and-potatoes hockey, hitting to injure, and treating Luongo with pauperly impunity.

Guess which style is always going to win out in the playoffs?

Spoken just like a Habs, er...'Nucks fan.

The Canucks were playing just as rough, you're just butthurt. I'm sure I'd be saying the same things though if my team was behind in the series. Still though, throwing trash on home ice? Not gentlemanly.

Friday will be a very big game all around. I'm pretty sure at this point Serious Mustache's only real plan of attack is "CRASH THE NET." But if it wins, it wins. It doesn't have to be pretty to count.

I don't agree with your "expert" analysis.

I don't agree with what the Vancouver fans did, throwing shit on the ice is stupid but I don't focus on that kind of stuff. I don't really watch hockey to see what the fans are doing, ya know?

The Canucks have a lot of work to do to fix the problems with penalties and the net presence of Byfuglien.

Byfuglien was dryhumping Luongo all night. The Canucks have to ignore fatzilla and focus on Toews and Kane, if they stop the puck from getting to the net, fatty-fatty two by four won't be able to bang in rebounds. Also Luongo needs to hold on to some damn pucks.

Paroxysm wrote:

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:

Paroxysm wrote:The Canucks are playing the most gentlemanly hockey right now, hitting merely to bother, and treating Niemi with princely respect.

The Hawks are playing meat-and-potatoes hockey, hitting to injure, and treating Luongo with pauperly impunity.

Guess which style is always going to win out in the playoffs?

Spoken just like a Habs, er...'Nucks fan.

The Canucks were playing just as rough, you're just butthurt. I'm sure I'd be saying the same things though if my team was behind in the series. Still though, throwing trash on home ice? Not gentlemanly.

Friday will be a very big game all around. I'm pretty sure at this point Serious Mustache's only real plan of attack is "CRASH THE NET." But if it wins, it wins. It doesn't have to be pretty to count.

I don't agree with your "expert" analysis.

I don't agree with what the Vancouver fans did, throwing shit on the ice is stupid but I don't focus on that kind of stuff. I don't really watch hockey to see what the fans are doing, ya know?

The Canucks have a lot of work to do to fix the problems with penalties and the net presence of Byfuglien.

Let it be known now that I do not, nor will I ever, claim to an expert at anything. I was just calling what I saw, and hey, I just might be wrong. (I also might be just a tad right.) But yeah, the Canucks are going to have to work a way around him if they want to even up the series.

(._Y_.) wrote:Byfuglien was dryhumping Luongo all night. The Canucks have to ignore fatzilla and focus on Toews and Kane, if they stop the puck from getting to the net, fatty-fatty two by four won't be able to bang in rebounds. Also Luongo needs to hold on to some damn pucks.

Yes, he was. Yes, they do. Yes, he does. XD

And I lol'ed so hard when I read "fatty-fatty two by four" you have no idea. XD Awesome.

Habs squared things up with Pittsburgh and the Red Wings are Shark hunting.

Franzen is the motherfuckin' SHOW!

Vas-y Canadiens! Halak. <3



Boo Red Wings. Blargh.

d'oh Canucks! Luongo is terrible.

Lou is the Joe Thorton of goalies.

And the Sacha Baron Cohen of the NHL.

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:And the Sacha Baron Cohen of the NHL.

HAHA, yep. Big game tonight, c'mon boyos!

Yikes! Back to Vancouver we go!

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:Yikes! Back to Vancouver we go!

Good game last night, I'll be surprised if we have any players left at the end of the series, no matter the outcome.

My thoughts go out to Sami Salo's left nut.

It isn't ruptured!!! YAY!

That's good news, he's listed as day to day but I wonder how long he'll be out? Our blue line is starting to look like a blue string.

well, shaving the beard worked for yesterday's game.....perhaps Lou outta shave his eyebrows for tomorrow?

So I found this video on youtube the other night, any truth to this guys? Because uhh, spitting on an opposing team's players and staff just isn't classy.

Paroxysm wrote:My thoughts go out to Sami Salo's left nut.

via @wyshynski - LOL RT @salostesticle I'M ALIVE!! RT @BotchonCanucks Salo did not rupture a testicle, confirmed