Nicolas Cage Sucks-The Thread

i just had to do dialogue for this pic



ok...there I am. What am I wearing??!! Am I really that bald? Oh God I'm in a bear suit. I hope no one see's this. I need a drink...

You are great at those.

BlueMaxx wrote: You are great at those.

Thanks! It's a gift.

^Sweaty from riding ghosts.


"Why'd I ruin that movie?"

People magazine just did an article on his financial woes. Why in the hell does he need like 7 houses and 2 of them are castles and 12 bentley's??? Granted he had over a million dollar comic book collection that he had to sell because he was such a dumb ass. He also had 2 yachts.

I forgot he was a big comic fan. Wow, a million dollar collection? I need to look at Ebay really fast. Be right back.

While I still think he's good in some movies, this thing looks like a complete train wreck:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/thesorcerersapprentice/

^^^ I saw pictures of it in the new people magazine and even the pictures showed his bad acting.

My Buddha, it looks as bad as the live-action Dragon Ball trailer. Has a lot of similar elements and mechanics of abilities, lot of flash and no substance. And whenever a trailer has the protagonist saying "sweet," "cool," or "awesome" with a close-up, after a big collage of eye-candy, the movie is most likely going to be pretty weak.

I will say I like Alfred Molina...but we see him for 3 seconds, blowing a fiery kiss, of sorts, towards the camera. Ehh...pass on this movie.

^^ it had nice trailer music, but Nic Cage just looks and sounds awful. I would have prefered Alan Rickman or Ian McKellar...ohhh that would be a good one rather than Cage.

Spaced4SimonPegg wrote:^^ it had nice trailer music, but Nic Cage just looks and sounds awful. I would have prefered Alan Rickman or Ian McKellar...ohhh that would be a good one rather than Cage.

Cage is Bruckheimer's muse.

Where are the dancing brooms?

(._Y_.) wrote:

Spaced4SimonPegg wrote:^^ it had nice trailer music, but Nic Cage just looks and sounds awful. I would have prefered Alan Rickman or Ian McKellar...ohhh that would be a good one rather than Cage.

Cage is Bruckheimer's muse.

Then Bruckheimer needs to put down the bottle of Jack Daniel's and find himself a better muse.

Found this.

"Nicolas Cage says that acting has stopped him turning to a life of crime. The Oscar-winner says there would be a lot less crime if teens at a crossroads in their life were given drama classes. Cage, 45, says: 'One of the best ways to prevent crime is to have more drama courses and give them to young people who are right at that crossroads of making that split-second decision that might put them in prison for the rest of their lives. 'Have them express it in a play, something that might be worthwhile. 'That's why I said it was necessary. If I didn't have this outlet I probably would have turned."

- Marissa Charles

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As far as I'm concerned, he still commits crimes against cinema. Bu-Zing!

Hold on, I've got more.

If he did turn to a life of crime, it'd still be down, because Cage sucks at everything he does.

According to this lady, prisoners are great actors?

FroZen wrote:
"Do you believe this shit?? I'm in the fucking movie and I don't believe this shit!!"

Nicolas Cage is playing Harry Dresden?!!? Cool!!

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=24053

Tomer Soiker wrote:http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=24053

I've come to terms that he's in that movie...but why the fuck does he look like the poor-man's Batman.

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK LIKE BATMAN!

Nicolas Cage and the geeky kid from Knocked Up... Are you fucken kidding me?!

I dont remember the last movie that I saw Nicolas Cage in... oh wait, Ghostrider to where I fell sleep in the last 10 minutes.




National Treasures are okay.

MillionDollarGeek wrote:
I dont remember the last movie that I saw Nicolas Cage in... oh wait, Ghostrider to where I fell sleep in the last 10 minutes.

I'll save you the trouble. Remember the demon battles that were easily won from before? Well, he becomes the Ghost Rider and easily beats Legion (Blackheart)...by staring at him. It was actually the only modestly clever thing the movie did, but alas, it sucked.

Nic Cage as Everyone

A sampling.

as Rosie O'Donnell


as Prince


as Borat


as The Fonz


as Gandalf


as Washington


as Dwight Shrute

It says JRJR designed it:



I know that doesn't make it better to anyone, since everyone hates his artwork...

Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world still loving Romita's artwork.

(That design is crappy, though, and I still refuse to participate in the Kick-Ass orgy.)

Nick Cage as everyone...love it!

Tomer Soiker wrote:Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world still loving Romita's artwork.

You're not. I always have, and still do.