stupidest movies ever.

Ska wrote:Yo Yo Girl Cop

Is that stupid, corny fun or is it just dumb?

Heytherejeffro wrote:

Combo Mo wrote:
Super Troopers
White Chicks

You, my former friend, are quite dead to me.
*reason for edit: The Happening did suck.

The Happening was heinous. But ya, I liked Super Troopers. White Chicks, though...

jaydee74 wrote:
Friday the 13th: Jason X
Fantastic Four

I can understand not liking Jason X, but I liked it for being as parody of itself as it could be.
Fantastic Four wasn't bad. The FF have always been this wholesome, fun storytelling.

BlueMaxx wrote:B&R was nipples

Batman Forever introduced the Bat-nipples.

BlueMaxx wrote:

Ska wrote:Yo Yo Girl Cop

jaydee74 wrote:
Friday the 13th: Jason X
Fantastic Four

I can understand not liking Jason X, but I liked it for being as parody of itself as it could be.
Fantastic Four wasn't bad. The FF have always been this wholesome, fun storytelling.

I just thought Jason X was lame. Personal preference.

As for Fantastic Four, I thought:
Bad Story
Bad Acting
Wrong Casting Choices
Anti-Climatic End Battle

There was not much I liked about either Fantastic Four movie but the Silver Surfer did a lot in my eyes to make it a tad better than the first one.

^ I gotcha; too linear. And, although I didn't mind Alba as Sue, someone else better could have easily filled that role. Doom felt wrong as well. Marvel's greatest villain was very down-played.

Fantastic Four was balls. Why can't Reed just re-build the machine that lets Ben go back and forth between flesh and rock? Terrible storytelling.

Joshua wrote:

BlueMaxx wrote:B&R was nipples

Batman Forever introduced the Bat-nipples.

Oh ya. Forgot Robin's outfit was the first to do that. Common misconception, surprisingly.

jaydee74 wrote:
Spider-Man 3

there are actually moments i like in that film, but then peter parker starts strutting down the streets of new york. i actually squirm when i watch that scene

The Happening
Knowing
Dr. Jekyl and Ms. Hyde
I really wanted to like Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li, but I couldn't
Komodo vs. Cobra (actually, this borders on "so-bad-it's-good" territory)

melvinlikechris wrote:

jaydee74 wrote:
Spider-Man 3

there are actually moments i like in that film, but then peter parker starts strutting down the streets of new york. i actually squirm when i watch that scene

That scene always confuses me. It seems like the initial response is, "Puhlease," from the ladies, but then it shows all the women stopping and turning to look at his gorgeous dark-self.

Be Kind, Rewind
The Box

Cube

I will forever hate this movie!

I hate Date Movie with a passion.

JonSpangler wrote:
The Box

I haven't watched it yet...but I've read several reviews that said it's complex and requires multiple viewings.

...or is it just a crappy movie?

Combo Mo wrote:

JonSpangler wrote:
The Box

I haven't watched it yet...but I've read several reviews that said it's complex and requires multiple viewings.


...or is it just a crappy movie?

It's complex alright, more like over convoluted. And real boring. My wife is a huge Donnie Darko fan and thought the same thing.

shining knight wrote:
anything with the word MOVIE at the end of it

Even Transformers: The Movie?

Nymn wrote:

shining knight wrote:
anything with the word MOVIE at the end of it

Even Transformers: The Movie?

what star trek the motion picture?

Spaceballs....didn't "the movie" come after the title? If so...I just blew Shining Knights statement outta the water. Cause Spaceballs kicked ass.

FroZen wrote:Spaceballs....didn't "the movie" come after the title? If so...I just blew Shining Knights statement outta the water. Cause Spaceballs kicked ass.

No, it's just Spaceballs. However, I believe the official title of the first TMNT movie was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie and that movie is fucking awesome.

(._Y_.) wrote:I hate Date Movie with a passion.

That was trash. Even compared to the other genre-spoof subgenre.

shining knight wrote:
anything with the word MOVIE at the end of it

Cowboy Bebop - The Movie
Twilight Zone - The Movie

But ya, so, so many bad ones.

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:Spaceballs....didn't "the movie" come after the title? If so...I just blew Shining Knights statement outta the water. Cause Spaceballs kicked ass.

No, it's just Spaceballs. However, I believe the official title of the first TMNT movie was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie and that movie is fucking awesome.

Nope. That was a movie tag for the poster. Reminds me when I debated with friends over the third movie being subtitled "Turtles in Time" when I said it was a tag. Which they confused with the game. Heh.

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie is REALLY named Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heavens Door.

It was changed for the US because of the song I think.

^ Hrm, didn't know that. Apparently for the international release, which, like you said, could've been for the English/Spanish speakers because of the familiarity of that song. I could see it. Course, if anyone were to get the reference to Bob Dylan's song, it'd be English speakers.

White Chicks

^ Good one. Too bad the studios or the Wayans don't think so. White Chicks 2 has been proposed.

yeah I know you guys are joshing me but I just want to point out I mean "comedy" films whose entire premise is just to rip the shit out of any flavour of the month film that seems to have a trailer during the time the monkeys who write this trash are let out of their cages so they can hammer down on a typewriter while flinging their own crap at each other.

(wow that was meanspirited and so close to christmas too)