geekiest thing you've ever said

Today at work at I had run out a order to a car. I handed the food over to the customer. He said "Is everything in this bag?" I replied it "It's bigger on the inside" after i said it. I thought "oh man i'm a geek".

For a split second, I completely lost my mind and thought I left this plane of reality and said to a friend, "Oh man, maybe we crossed into another dimension." The actual sentence isn't all that geeky, but the fact that part of me kind of believed it is as geeky as I imagine I will ever get.

Me talking to my unborn baby through my wife's belly: "I am your father."

And yes, just like Darth Vadar.

MillionDollarGeek wrote:Me talking to my unborn baby through my wife's belly: "I am your father."

And yes, just like Darth Vadar.

Now it would be really cool if the baby responded with "No it can't be true."

Geekiest thing I've ever said? Sheesh. I have a decent memory but can't remember everything I've ever said. Meaning, I've had far too many serious conversations about werewolves, Sandman (General DC mantle), Invasion of the Bodysnatchers (1956), Saturday morning cartoons, conspiracy theories, the discography of Killswitch Engage, and I can easily, easily keep going.

I'd say the best ones would have to be when joking with friends. At a party drinking, to be ironical, we started a fake-debate over Batman vs. Superman, to make fun of the half-a-century dispute between comic fans, let alone with message boards and blogs and the like. Anyways, Drew starts off with Superman and strength and all his powers, I counter with the obvious, Batman with all his wonderful toys. Drew then steps it up, we go back and forth with various scenarios until Drew's now only giving one-word statements, a sign he feels he's won. Then I, make the argument even more facetious, say that Batman would win anyway because Superman isn't real. Then, of course, Drew said, "But BATMAN ISN'T REAL!" My counter: "Ah, yes. But if anyone were to figure out the 4th Wall and see whether they were real or not, it'd be Batman. The Dark Knight Detective." *laughs* "He'd just figure out that Superman wasn't real like him, escape to reality and mastermind a plan to destroy every comicbook featuring Superman ever published." *more laughter*
Probably had to be there, but we had the room rolling. We each had a nerd-character, so to speak. That was actually a small fraction of the fun of that party. I miss Drew and some of the others I don't see as much. The most touchy-feely thing I've ever said here? Possibly.

Thou shalt not pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To a platoon leader in iraq who was trying to get into the ammo supply point without proper paperwork. I knew his driver was a big LOTR fan. He laughed his ass off.
The LT was like, "?HUH?"

riv1 wrote:Thou shalt not pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To a platoon leader in iraq who was trying to get into the ammo supply point without proper paperwork. I knew his driver was a big LOTR fan. He laughed his ass off.
The LT was like, "?HUH?"

freakin hilarious!

My boss was asking me what we could do to stir up buisness and I said: "Release the Kitties!!"

Pretty sure he thinks I should be commited.

Cowabunga. It seemd to have been the only way for me to jump this big ramp with my bike for my friends.

I say "face" with a sly-tone sometimes when in situation where I do better than others. Just to be funny, of course.

I have an... umm... incapability to not finish a Star Wars quote once it's started. This most often shows itself when I am excusing myself with the phrase, "It's not my fault." Which I can't help but follow with, "They told me they fixed it."

Also... the last time my friends and I went to Wizard World we stayed up a little too late playing D&D and drinking fizziglug. Somehow we got it in our heads that the Imperial Probe Droid in Empire Strikes Back was just hungry and the mumbled phrase he's repeating is "Can I have a snack now? Can I have a snack?" Still makes us laugh when we say it in our best robot voice.

BlueMaxx wrote:I say "face" with a sly-tone sometimes when in situation where I do better than others. Just to be funny, of course.

I don't get that one?

I was outside a shop and this geek came out with his mate, both unwrapping their cornetto, and he goes, "If I keep eating these, I might inflate to the price of the Cornetto!" I was just looking at them like , then then again, and now it's only without the hair.... Not my quote I know but I'm not that geeky.

Whenever a student gets in trouble and doesn't tell the truth. I say, "You chose poorly."

I sometimes answer people with a quote from a movie. It is usually from Pulp Fiction or Raising Arizona.

I still tell people the reason I got into radiology was because I wanted super powers.

I had an 8 year old patient monday night who told me if he had to get stitches he'd die. I told him that wasn't possible.
"Why?"
"Nobody dies on my watch."
"What are you gonna do if I start to die?"
"Use my super powers."
"I know super powers aren't real."
"Are you sure? I work with radiation all day. How do you think Hulk got his powers."

End of discussion. Kid didn't even cry when he got his stitches.

A couple of weeks ago two friends and I were argueing about the color of a plant (it was 7 in the morning and we didn't have anything better to do. The girl said it was purple while my friend and I said it was indigo. This eventually led me to say "Don't make me go home and get my rings!" which was a reference to the set of Lantern rings that I had bought.

When I was going to bake pies, I said I don't have enough mats to create it.

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:I still tell people the reason I got into radiology was because I wanted super powers.

I had an 8 year old patient monday night who told me if he had to get stitches he'd die. I told him that wasn't possible.
"Why?"
"Nobody dies on my watch."
"What are you gonna do if I start to die?"
"Use my super powers."
"I know super powers aren't real."
"Are you sure? I work with radiation all day. How do you think Hulk got his powers."

End of discussion. Kid didn't even cry when he got his stitches.

This makes me you. If I ever get hurt doing roller derby, I want you to treat me. And use your super powers. That. Is. Adorable.

I always say "facepalm" as I'm doing the action. If I use both hands it's a "double facepalm".

I've also used the pick-up line, "Resistance is futile," which, when said by a geek chick to a nerd guy, always ends in sexy times. However, I learned the hard way that it doesn't work on frat boy football players.

Captain Painway wrote:

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:I still tell people the reason I got into radiology was because I wanted super powers.

I had an 8 year old patient monday night who told me if he had to get stitches he'd die. I told him that wasn't possible.
"Why?"
"Nobody dies on my watch."
"What are you gonna do if I start to die?"
"Use my super powers."
"I know super powers aren't real."
"Are you sure? I work with radiation all day. How do you think Hulk got his powers."

End of discussion. Kid didn't even cry when he got his stitches.

This makes me you. If I ever get hurt doing roller derby, I want you to treat me. And use your super powers. That. Is. Adorable.

I always say "facepalm" as I'm doing the action. If I use both hands it's a "double facepalm".

I've also used the pick-up line, "Resistance is futile," which, when said by a geek chick to a nerd guy, always ends in sexy times. However, I learned the hard way that it doesn't work on frat boy football players.

it would work on me. Even Resistance is Useless would work. Course you have to shout it.

Come on, Chuck. Be honest. "Hi, can I take your order?" works on you.

Silent K wrote:Come on, Chuck. Be honest. "Hi, can I take your order?" works on you.

Yeah but depends on the person saying it if a hottie behind the counter yeah but its somebodies grandma then not so much.

I've always been good with kids. I think that may actually BE my super power.

I'll be your own personal medical staff. I'll kiss your boo boos and make them better.

Also, Resistance is Futile might be the best pick up line EVER! Heck even I'd be up for sexy time if that was your pick up line.

Sapphire Gypsy wrote:I've always been good with kids. I think that may actually BE my super power.

I'll be your own personal medical staff. I'll kiss your boo boos and make them better.

Also, Resistance is Futile might be the best pick up line EVER! Heck even I'd be up for sexy time if that was your pick up line.

I'm really tempted to use Resistance is futile as a pick up line.

Not you... HER. It's a sexy pick up line for HER.

A nerd guy saying it to a non-nerd girl is gonna get a strange look or a drink thrown in your face.